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DIGITISER 2000 - The "best" of 2014

20/12/2014

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One of the problems with writing a blog is that once stuff has been up, it then gets shunted away, to be mostly forgotten and ignored by new visitors to the site (even if that is a step up from the blink-and-you'll-miss-it Digi of old). 

That's a shame, because - at the risk of par-ping on our personal bugle - we think there's some real nice stuff in our archive (even though it sometimes seems hard to believe anyone else enjoying some of the stubbornly unfathomable drivel we write).

Digitiser2000 may not have been around all that long, but here's a quick listicle (ugh) of what we regard to be our more betterer stuff thus far. 

GAMES STUFF

Violence is Good For Me – by Mr Biffo
Biffo takes a look at whether violent video games are a bad thing, and whether that's a bad thing for him personally.

Kinect 2.0 – Requiem for a Dream
Bidding farewell to Microsoft's failed "all-seeing eye" experiment.

The Next Generation Game 
Expressing our rancid disappointment with the Xbox One and PlayStation 4.

GTAV – Who Are We Kidding?
Equally popular and controversial, we took a look at GTAV's apparent sexism. 

Assassin’s Ass More Like
A general whinge about the state of the Assassin's Creed franchise.

CVGone
We wave goodbye to the legendary CVG. Goodbye, CVG! Goodbye!

Fat Sow – Art Attack
Our furious pig aims her snout at video game box art.

Both Sides Of The Fence – by Mr Biffo
Biffo discusses how it feels to be the idiot who wrote Pudsey The Dog: The Movie.

STUPID FUNNIES

The Flaccid Tramp's Top 5 Christmas Games
One of our newest characters, The Flaccid Tramp looks back at Christmas games.

Gaming Gadgets with The Living Bum
Another new addition, who seems to be popular enough to warrant a return appearance one day.

Chips & Teats with Mr Nude
An old Digi favourite gives you a tour of his Nude Village.

Recyclopedia – With Sir Philip Green    
Nobody liked this apart from us.

The Walking Dead: Zombie Dave Edition
Frrrrrrrrg rrrrrrrrf, Crrrrrrrl.

The Man's Diary
Never as popular as you'd think.

The Man's Daddy's Jokes
Far more popular than such stupid jokes have any right to be.

Mr T's Problem Page
Always inexplicably popular. Stay AWAY from HIS bins.

Cyber-X
It's a bit long and wordy, but this is the piece that was directly responsible for Digitiser2000, so probably needs to be in this list...

8 Comments
FEoD link
20/12/2014 06:09:42 am

Here's to more sub-Kenny Everett style whimsy in 2015!

Hurry back, so I can start putting "I read you every day...." in the comments of all the posts.

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Mr Biffo
20/12/2014 06:13:51 am

Sub?! Huss. See you in 2015, FEoD-Ex.

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Chris link
20/12/2014 07:56:09 am

The Rapping Shoe
Must despair
As he gets no love
From the Biffoster

Horribly exiled
From the Digi cave
Forced to go
On another rampage

Able only to speak
In rap and rhyme
Some say he is
After his time

This is no excuse
For the omission faced
The Rapping Shoe must
On this list be added ("placed" - Ed)

Which reminds me, The Rapping Shoe needs to review Child of Light.

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Mr Biffo
20/12/2014 03:16:30 pm

Ack! If enough people ask for the Shoe, we're going to have to bring it back, aren't we?

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Yorkie Peters
20/12/2014 04:18:56 pm

I'm so happy that Digitiser is back I could (am) weep(ing).

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Mr Biffo
21/12/2014 02:01:45 am

Ah, Yorkie. Dear, Yorkie. Our aim is always to make you cry.

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Dan link
22/12/2014 03:07:35 am

I can't possibly follow that rap! So I'm going to wish you a Merry Christmas. Enjoy the break, you've earned it! ;)

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Mr Biffo
22/12/2014 03:51:03 am

Cheers, Dan. Same to you and yours!

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