And our review of this alleged trailer? It's alright, we suppose. We've certainly seen worse trailers. Indeed, Digitiser 2000's own Mr Biffo has been partly responsible for worse, so we're not about to start throwing meaty backfists in the direction of this one.
Dead Rising: Watchtower comes to the annoyingly-named Crackle streaming service on March 27th. Unfortunately, Crackle is no longer active in the UK, and Sony/Crackle have yet to disclose how the film will be distributed over here.
We don't wish to speculate out of turn, but we'd be highly surprised if they didn't deliver it directly into pensioners' homes via some sort of giant "lazy Susan".
Some of our older readers may remember us discussing the trailer for Dead Rising: Watchtower, just a few moments ago. And you can see that trailer - the trailer to which we were referring - right here: