However, if the nature of the emergency is ghost-based, then perhaps you should consider calling the Ghostbusters. Could you ever become a Ghostbuster yourself? There is but one qualification: not being afraid of no ghost. Please take this non-interactive test to see if you have what it takes.
If there is something strange in your neighbourhood... who are you gonna call? Well, it depends upon the nature of the problem. If it's a drug addict, shuffling around with his trousers down, urinating in the street, then it's probably best to call the police. However, if the nature of the emergency is ghost-based, then perhaps you should consider calling the Ghostbusters. Could you ever become a Ghostbuster yourself? There is but one qualification: not being afraid of no ghost. Please take this non-interactive test to see if you have what it takes. HERE'S ONE GHOST, LOOK. ARE YOU AFRAID OF IT? PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THIS GHOST:
No. No you are not afraid of it. HMM. SO FAR SO GOOD. BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS GHOST? DOES THIS GHOST MAKE YOU AFRAID? PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THIS GHOST:
You are not afraid of this ghost. ANOTHER GHOST. BUT IS IT AFRAID-INDUCING? PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THIS GHOST:
This ghost makes you feel brave. ONE... TWO... TWO TYPES OF GHOST. DO EITHER OF THEM MAKE YOU AFRAID, HOWEVER? QUANTITY OF GHOST: TWO. PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THESE GHOST:
No fear here. THERE AIN'T NOT NO GHOST HERE. QUITE THE OPPOSITE: THERE ARE SOME GHOST. PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THESE GHOST:
Surprise: you are not afraid at all! A DOUBLE WHAMMY OF GHOST. A GHOSTLY DUO. DOES TWICE THE GHOST MEAN TWICE THE AFRAID? PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THESE GHOST:
No. ONE GHOST. SMALL AND ROUND. AFRAID OR AFRAID NOT? PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THIS GHOST:
Not afraid. THIS GHOST DISPLAYS SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR AFRAID. BUT IS THAT POTENTIAL REALISED? PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THIS GHOST:
You ARE afraid of this ghost... NOT!!!! TWO MORE GHOST. PLEASE CLICK BELOW TO FIND OUT WHETHER YOU ARE AFRAID OF THEM. PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THIS GHOST:
Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!! AND NOW WE COME TO THE END OF OUR TEST, WITH ANOTHER COUPLE OF GHOST. WILL THESE BE THE TWO THAT PUSH YOU OVER THE EDGE? PRESS REVEAL TO FIND OUT WHETHER YOU COULD BE A GHOSTBUSTER:
Congratulations: You ain't afraid of NO ghost!
5 Comments
DrDagless
11/7/2016 03:47:17 pm
Your test might say that I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I can assure you that when I saw the spectre of Michael Winner in my local Spar I thoroughly soiled my trousers. Thrice.
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Ennui Macaroni
11/7/2016 05:01:48 pm
Did the butt-sting make you feel good?
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DrDagless
11/7/2016 09:53:57 pm
It was... emotional.
Chris
11/7/2016 09:25:37 pm
Is Ghost No. 3 carrying a bag of cookies? How are we supposed to be scared of a ghost when it is handing out tasty treats?!
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Spiney O'Sullivan
11/7/2016 11:33:19 pm
I remain unperturbed by any spectres.
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