In the UK, playgrounds are generally considered places of fun, where children frolic, skip and laugh, while trying not to slip over on the nitrous oxide canisters, discarded by local "hippy crack" users.
However, in other parts of the world - let's face it; you know the ones we mean - playgrounds seem to be designed purely for the purposes of giving children lasting mental anguish.
To demonstrate the tenure of our statement, here are 20 of the most harrowing playground attractions in the world.
However, in other parts of the world - let's face it; you know the ones we mean - playgrounds seem to be designed purely for the purposes of giving children lasting mental anguish.
To demonstrate the tenure of our statement, here are 20 of the most harrowing playground attractions in the world.
20. PUSH-ME-PULL-YOU
19. FLACCID CLIMBING WALL.
18. THE WRIGGLES.
17. CITRID AND A FOCKS.
16. DOC, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, SNEEZY, BASHFUL, DOPEY AND FALSECOCK.
15. MANSPREADING.
14. "BLAAAARGH... COME INTO MY MOUTH..."
13. MANSPREADING II.
12. "THE POTATO HARVEST HAS FAILED FOR A SECOND YEAR, WIFE."
11. KEN LIVINGSTONE.
10. TED CRUZ.
9. THE THREE LITTLE PIGS... AND THEIR SQUEALS OF EXISTENTIAL ANGST.
8. WHITE EYES THE LICORICE WOLF.
7. MC HAMMER.
6. LOOK AT HIS FACE... LOOK AT HIS FACE - IT MAKES NO SENSE.
5. THE HUMAN-DOG-REPTILE CENTIPEDE.
4. "HEY, KIDS! WHO WANTS TO COME AND PLAY ON MY - WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'T RUN AWAY... AW, MAN."
3. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE."
2. "'SUP, GIRL?"
1. NUBBIN AND THE CHERRY SISTERS.
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