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CHART CAT: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG COSPLAY

20/1/2016

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I'm sorry. Did I give you a start? I didn't mean to lunge at you from behind the drapes, but there's something back here that you simply must glimpse. Please allow me retrieve it from my secret pocketbook for you...

As you can see, I've scrawled it down on the rear of a chit, so that I don't forget a word. Here's what it says: "2016 is the 25th anniversary of Sonic the Hedgehog". Do you see it? What a magic wheeze that is! Why don't we celebrate by coming together, and ranking the best of the Sonic cosplayers?

10. This bespectacled cavalier looks more like a failed auditionee for the Blue Man Group than a certain cobalt mammal. And I should know what that feels like - given how many times I've found myself performing in a group of "blue men"...
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9. This cheery soul is heading back into the closet. Trust me, my dear - it's far too late for all that. Once you're out, you're out - you might as well enjoy yourself; you can't tell me you're wearing those white gloves for nothing...
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8. Everything in this ensemble appears to be sporting a pulpy lump or three, from the quills to the thighs. Pray, is that a Blackberry in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Oh, my mistake - it's a corn cob, and it's apparently dripping with butter... 
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7. I think I recognise that street corner... but then, there's barely a street corner or alleyway in the country that I've not slowed the Bentley for. They do all rather blend into one. Look at the points on those spines: I suspect one could get quite a nasty prick off of this smirking toiler.
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6. There's nary a hair on that chest. No wonder he's drawing my attention to it with his thumb. Plus, those silken leggings leave nothing to the imagination; it looks as if he's rum-running a sperm whale, if you grasp my gist...
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5. Behold this sinewy monstrosity, holding his ring aloft in a bid to attract some attention. I feel so sorry for him I might have to slide my fist through it out of sheer pity.
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4. That finger looks like it knows what to do. Regrettably, that sandpaper disc on his front is going to play havoc with the backs of my thighs...
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3. This sober swain appears to be holding a hoop in an apparent bid to encourage some passing dolphins to leap through. I may be no dolphin, but I have been known to turn a trick, and would gladly show him my blow hole... <WINK>
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2. Gosh, what big eyes you have, my grinning prince. If I'm not mistaken, somebody's been overdoing it on the poppers. Given those sculpted forearms, I don't think you need any chemical assistance - I dare say your "Marble Zone" has practically worn away with the amount of traffic that has passed through it.
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1. This sultry sheikh appears to be in the graphic novel aisle of his local book depository. Perhaps he's boning up on inspiration for when he and I pen a "graphic" novel of our own... We're intending to title it "50 Shades of Blue".
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Adam
21/1/2016 12:54:53 am

Hats off to the lively shambles that is no.5, whose carrier bag indicates that he has just successfully completed the Farmfoods Zone.

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