
What was it about me that had you so rapt? Was it the way I supped at my Malbec? How I'd dip my tongue into the rim, before taking a big glug? I've heard it's quite the unique way to finish a glass. Still, while I have your attention, there's something I want to share with you - it's tattooed on my inner shin: a list of my ten favourite video game creators.
Why don't you crouch down and take a better look? Here - I'll stand legs akimbo, and roll up my hem so you can properly press your face to my bare shinskin...
"If you go down to the woods today, be sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the woods today, you'd better go in disguise. For every Baer that ever there was will gather there for certain, because today's the day that daddy Baer gets his knicks licked."
I'm sure you're all thinking what I'm thinking... but if Will ever does fancy entering the wheel-building trade, I'd happily moisten his raw hide for him, followed by the inevitable shrinkage as it all dries...