
Naturally, not everyone can be so smothered with admirers as oneself, and it's to the loneliest unfortunates that I turn my lusty gaze today.
Come - press your lips to the rim of my champagne flute, as I run down my favourite dapper hunks from the golden age of computing. Trust me, these virile beauties aren't just for Valentine's Day: you'll be willing to embrace them in the folds of your aorta at any time of year.
15. BRUNO
14. BOB
13. CRISPIN
12. SANTA
11. CASPER
10. GREGORY
9. BRONT
8. ROY
7. AATIF & FRIENDS
6. WILLIAM
5. STUART
4. KITSZ
3. BILL
2. GORAN
1. MARCEL
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