Naturally, not everyone can be so smothered with admirers as oneself, and it's to the loneliest unfortunates that I turn my lusty gaze today.
Come - press your lips to the rim of my champagne flute, as I run down my favourite dapper hunks from the golden age of computing. Trust me, these virile beauties aren't just for Valentine's Day: you'll be willing to embrace them in the folds of your aorta at any time of year.
7. AATIF & FRIENDS