My highlight of the weekend was the Cosplay Gala - seeing four and twenty bin-loving folk strutting hither and tither, while dressed as their favourite bins, was an absolute delight.
Why, these days it sometimes seems as if everyone is angling for a little bin action - even the famous people. Here's my essential run-down of the top bin-happy celebrities.
Unfortunately, the bin he bought wasn't a local council-approved design, and he was said to have lost his temper when his local refuse collectors refused to empty it! Nevertheless, I have a message for the attention-seeking, self-styled "Bearded Bin" - if he ever returns from HIS watery grave, and PLOTS a scheme wherein HE plans to FLY an AIRCRAFT into my bins, I'll have no CHOICE but to HUNT him DOWN, set fire to HIS beard, and MAKE HIM eat IT. Let's SEE how he LIKES that.
Stay away FROM my bins, Osama! US-A! US-A!