"I would like to thank everyone who voted for me. I've been celebrating my victory by panting at crabs, and writing some more of my popular comedy jokes. I dunno, but I think these are some really good jokes. I hope you like them. I dunno why, but for some reason I just really hope you like them.
"Anyway, it's time for me to go now. Thanks for voting for me. Thanks even if you didn't vote for me. Here are the jokes I mentioned. Hope you like them. Thanks again, yeah? Well, anyway, bye then. I've got to go now. Yeah, bye. Bye then. Thanks for doing the voting thing. I'll see you soon, probably. Bye, yeah? Yeah, bye. Bye then. Hope you like the jokes. Bye then. Bye. Thanks for voting, and not voting. Anyway, bye now. Gotta go. Bye."