Remember Midway's Joust? It's one of the few video games to feature ostriches. There's a reason for that, and that reason is this reason: ostriches are horrible, and they hate humans, and why would anyone want to put ostriches in a game?
To prove it, here is the ultimate ostrich stare-out. Will you make it all the way to the end, or will you crumble beneath their abhorrent gaze?
To prove it, here is the ultimate ostrich stare-out. Will you make it all the way to the end, or will you crumble beneath their abhorrent gaze?
That vile glare... burrowing into your soul, judging you. The cursed bird knows you, for you are one and the same.
The eyes, narrowed in judgement, the mouth curled downwards in disapproval. This ostrich hates you simply for existing.
"Die, human scum!" hisses the ostrich in its shrill howl, daring you to maintain your stare, as it strives to underline its position atop the food chain.
Behold the face of pure evil. This is evolution's nightmare, Darwin's Horror, a feathered malignance.
No words emanate from its maw, just the primal, piercing squawks of a creature hewn from rancour.
"Mimmin?"
"Mimmin."
"Come at me, bro," screeches the monstrous bird-thing. "Come at me and see what you get. I'll do ya."
This slave to the bird is reconsidering the folly which led him here, for he surely knows that his breaths are counting down toward the inevitable.
Death personified.
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