DIGITISER
  • MAIN PAGE
  • Features
  • Videos
  • Game Reviews
  • FAQ

CAN YOU HELP OLIVER CROMWELL DISCOVER WHAT IS UNDER NOTCH'S HAT?

25/5/2016

6 Comments

 
Picture
Hello, everyone! I'm Oliver Cromwell - the historical dude!

​When I'm not busy with my New Model Army, I can usually be found playing the fantastic video game Minecraft.

Like many Minecraft fans, I absolutely worship its creator, Markus Persson, aka Notch. In fact, you could say he's my favourite "Persson" (unlike the stinky French)!!! Also - he's a "Notch" above the Irish, who are a right rabble, let me tell you!!!!

But I've been wondering for a while now what Notch has under his hat. He's always wearing it - so what does he have to hide (other than his bald)? 

Can you help me, boys and girls? Can you form the frontline in my New Model Army of Finding Out What Is Under Notch's Hat? Let's find out!
Look: it's Notch, creator of Minecraft. And he's wearing that silly hat again. Cromwell simply must know what is beneath it. Will you accept the challenge?
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
You could just walk away now. You don't have to help Oliver Cromwell find out what lies beneath the hat of Notch. It is entirely your decision.
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
Here he is again: Notch, inventor of "Notch eggs" (though the less said about those the better). But what might be beneath that hat of his? Will you reveal it to Oliver Cromwell?
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
Cheer up, Notch. We know you hold all the cards here: the cards of hat-based concealment. It has sent Oliver Cromwell into a terrible tizzy! If only there were some way to satiate his curiosity...
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
Notch. The Hat. Something beneath. Cromwell demands to know what's happening here! It's in your hands now.
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
Where is Notch off to now? It doesn't matter. Oliver Cromwell doesn't want to know that. He just wants to know what Notch has beneath that hat of his. Is there any assistance you might be able to give?
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
How does the creator of Minecraft bid us goodnight? "Buenos Notches"! LOL. How does the creator of Minecraft show Oliver Cromwell what he has under his hat? He doesn't. Only you can perform that service.
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
How does it feel, to possess such power over Oliver Cromwell? To be the one who decides whether he does or doesn't discover the secret below Notch's hat?
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
Here's Notch in the snow. At least... let's hope it's snow. Maybe there's a clue beneath his hat. Certainly, Oliver Cromwell would like you to reveal one...
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
Soon the moment will be over. There will be no more Notch. No more hat. Do you leave Oliver Cromwell with an enduring feeling of not knowing? Or do you throw light upon that greatest of mysteries: what Notch has under his hat? Time is running out.
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
This is it then. Your final chance to make Oliver Cromwell happy. We ask one final time: will you reveal to Cromwell what abominations lurk within the headware of Notch?
Picture
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Picture
FROM THE ARCHIVE:
WILL YOU PRESS REVEAL SO THAT PINGU CAN CONGRATULATE THESE AMERICAN POLITICIANS FOR HAVING STUPID NAMES?
MOST WANTED: 21 GENUINE POLICE SUSPECT IMAGES
YOU BE THE DETECTIVE: CAN YOU WORK OUT WHO MURDERED UBISOFT BOSS YVES GUILLEMOT?


6 Comments
Mr Tom
25/5/2016 12:23:58 pm

None of them were another, smaller Notch wearing another smaller hat. I am disappointed ;)

Reply
Ms Anne Thrope
25/5/2016 12:33:00 pm

Pretty sure he has the patriarchy under his hat actually

Reply
Puffa jacket
25/5/2016 02:54:28 pm

Which is a concept that doesn't exist anywhere other than the hormone addled minds of salty feminists circa 1970

Reply
Rakladtor III The Terrible
26/5/2016 05:18:47 am

Exactly, there's clearly no such thing as hats. Go stink some other place up with your dumb baiting ffs

Harry Medium
25/5/2016 02:10:02 pm

Notch Notch.

Who's there?

Notch.

Notch who?

Notch.

Reply
Mr J Crikey link
26/5/2016 12:04:11 pm

It disturbs me that the mainstream, clearly corrupt games press are not asking this question.

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    This section will not be visible in live published website. Below are your current settings:


    Current Number Of Columns are = 2

    Expand Posts Area =

    Gap/Space Between Posts = 12px

    Blog Post Style = card

    Use of custom card colors instead of default colors = 1

    Blog Post Card Background Color = current color

    Blog Post Card Shadow Color = current color

    Blog Post Card Border Color = current color

    Publish the website and visit your blog page to see the results

    Picture
    Support Me on Ko-fi
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    RSS Feed Widget
    Picture

    Picture
    Tweets by @mrbiffo
    Picture
    Follow us on The Facebook

    Picture

    Archives

    December 2022
    May 2022
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    November 2020
    September 2020
    July 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014


    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • MAIN PAGE
  • Features
  • Videos
  • Game Reviews
  • FAQ