Hello, everyone! I'm Oliver Cromwell - the historical dude!
When I'm not busy with my New Model Army, I can usually be found playing the fantastic video game Minecraft.
Like many Minecraft fans, I absolutely worship its creator, Markus Persson, aka Notch. In fact, you could say he's my favourite "Persson" (unlike the stinky French)!!! Also - he's a "Notch" above the Irish, who are a right rabble, let me tell you!!!!
But I've been wondering for a while now what Notch has under his hat. He's always wearing it - so what does he have to hide (other than his bald)?
Can you help me, boys and girls? Can you form the frontline in my New Model Army of Finding Out What Is Under Notch's Hat? Let's find out!
When I'm not busy with my New Model Army, I can usually be found playing the fantastic video game Minecraft.
Like many Minecraft fans, I absolutely worship its creator, Markus Persson, aka Notch. In fact, you could say he's my favourite "Persson" (unlike the stinky French)!!! Also - he's a "Notch" above the Irish, who are a right rabble, let me tell you!!!!
But I've been wondering for a while now what Notch has under his hat. He's always wearing it - so what does he have to hide (other than his bald)?
Can you help me, boys and girls? Can you form the frontline in my New Model Army of Finding Out What Is Under Notch's Hat? Let's find out!
Look: it's Notch, creator of Minecraft. And he's wearing that silly hat again. Cromwell simply must know what is beneath it. Will you accept the challenge?
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
You could just walk away now. You don't have to help Oliver Cromwell find out what lies beneath the hat of Notch. It is entirely your decision.
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Here he is again: Notch, inventor of "Notch eggs" (though the less said about those the better). But what might be beneath that hat of his? Will you reveal it to Oliver Cromwell?
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Cheer up, Notch. We know you hold all the cards here: the cards of hat-based concealment. It has sent Oliver Cromwell into a terrible tizzy! If only there were some way to satiate his curiosity...
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Notch. The Hat. Something beneath. Cromwell demands to know what's happening here! It's in your hands now.
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Where is Notch off to now? It doesn't matter. Oliver Cromwell doesn't want to know that. He just wants to know what Notch has beneath that hat of his. Is there any assistance you might be able to give?
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
How does the creator of Minecraft bid us goodnight? "Buenos Notches"! LOL. How does the creator of Minecraft show Oliver Cromwell what he has under his hat? He doesn't. Only you can perform that service.
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
How does it feel, to possess such power over Oliver Cromwell? To be the one who decides whether he does or doesn't discover the secret below Notch's hat?
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Here's Notch in the snow. At least... let's hope it's snow. Maybe there's a clue beneath his hat. Certainly, Oliver Cromwell would like you to reveal one...
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
Soon the moment will be over. There will be no more Notch. No more hat. Do you leave Oliver Cromwell with an enduring feeling of not knowing? Or do you throw light upon that greatest of mysteries: what Notch has under his hat? Time is running out.
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
This is it then. Your final chance to make Oliver Cromwell happy. We ask one final time: will you reveal to Cromwell what abominations lurk within the headware of Notch?
PRESS REVEAL TO SHOW OLIVER CROMWELL WHAT NOTCH HAS UNDER HIS HAT:
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