CAN WE TELL WHAT THESE WII U USERS HAVE EATEN JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM?

This week, the final Wii U rolls off of the Nintendo production lines, marking the end of a dream for the company. The Wii U, by modern standards, wasn't a success. A handful of must-have games weren't enough to stop the awkwardly-designed console trailing behind its competitors.

​Nevertheless, in celebration of Nintendo's second-greatest folly, here's a gallery of satisfied Wii U gamers. Yet the question remains: can we tell what they've just eaten, merely from looking at them?

Pink shirt woman, left: Boots meal deal (BLT sandwich, Shapers crisps, bottle of Diet Coke).

Man, centre: Subway meal deal (Meatball Marinara, Walkers cheese & onion crisps, can of Lilt).

​Black shirt man, right: Seven hamburgers.

Purple Trousers, second from right: Liquids only (needs toilet).

Man in plaid shirt, left: Peanuts 'n' soil.

Boy, right: Foie gras bap with poupon.

Boy, second left: Quinoa nibbles and kale salad.

Woman: Petri dish covered in sprinkles.

​Man: Small bowl of plain crisps or pretzels, glass of water.

Rabbit, left: Hay, own faeces.

Man, second left: Normal sandwich.

​Shrek, right: Boiled rats with onions.

Boy: Sunny Delight, fumes.

Green shirt, left: Serotonin reuptake inhibitors.

Blue shirt, right: Serotonin reuptake inhibitors.

Black shirt, centre: Gummi bears, can of Red Bull, bbq Kettle Chips, dog.

Mother, left: Wine, and lots of it.

Child, second left: His mother's tears and energy reserves.

Boy, left: Worms.

Mother, centre: Gluten free margherita pizza, with green salad and extra olives. 

​Boy, right: Worms.

Girl, left: Half a parent.

Boy, centre: The other half of the parent.

Girl, right: The other parent.

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