This week, the final Wii U rolls off of the Nintendo production lines, marking the end of a dream for the company. The Wii U, by modern standards, wasn't a success. A handful of must-have games weren't enough to stop the awkwardly-designed console trailing behind its competitors.
Nevertheless, in celebration of Nintendo's second-greatest folly, here's a gallery of satisfied Wii U gamers. Yet the question remains: can we tell what they've just eaten, merely from looking at them?
Nevertheless, in celebration of Nintendo's second-greatest folly, here's a gallery of satisfied Wii U gamers. Yet the question remains: can we tell what they've just eaten, merely from looking at them?
Pink shirt woman, left: Boots meal deal (BLT sandwich, Shapers crisps, bottle of Diet Coke).
Man, centre: Subway meal deal (Meatball Marinara, Walkers cheese & onion crisps, can of Lilt).
Black shirt man, right: Seven hamburgers.
Man, centre: Subway meal deal (Meatball Marinara, Walkers cheese & onion crisps, can of Lilt).
Black shirt man, right: Seven hamburgers.
Purple Trousers, second from right: Liquids only (needs toilet).
Man in plaid shirt, left: Peanuts 'n' soil.
Man in plaid shirt, left: Peanuts 'n' soil.
Boy, right: Foie gras bap with poupon.
Boy, second left: Quinoa nibbles and kale salad.
Boy, second left: Quinoa nibbles and kale salad.
Woman: Petri dish covered in sprinkles.
Man: Small bowl of plain crisps or pretzels, glass of water.
Man: Small bowl of plain crisps or pretzels, glass of water.
Rabbit, left: Hay, own faeces.
Man, second left: Normal sandwich.
Shrek, right: Boiled rats with onions.
Man, second left: Normal sandwich.
Shrek, right: Boiled rats with onions.
Boy: Sunny Delight, fumes.
Green shirt, left: Serotonin reuptake inhibitors.
Blue shirt, right: Serotonin reuptake inhibitors.
Blue shirt, right: Serotonin reuptake inhibitors.
Black shirt, centre: Gummi bears, can of Red Bull, bbq Kettle Chips, dog.
Mother, left: Wine, and lots of it.
Child, second left: His mother's tears and energy reserves.
Child, second left: His mother's tears and energy reserves.
Boy, left: Worms.
Mother, centre: Gluten free margherita pizza, with green salad and extra olives.
Boy, right: Worms.
Mother, centre: Gluten free margherita pizza, with green salad and extra olives.
Boy, right: Worms.
Girl, left: Half a parent.
Boy, centre: The other half of the parent.
Girl, right: The other parent.
Boy, centre: The other half of the parent.
Girl, right: The other parent.
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