As if we weren't good enough to you all already, by offering a mostly daily games site full of nonsense - for nothing (unless you're one of our new best friends on Patreon) - we're going one better than being good with our first ever Digitiser 2000 Brown Trumpet competition!
We're giving away a £50 Amazon voucher - enough to buy almost any game, or five copies of Pudsey The Dog: The Movie. Except... if you win our competition you won't ever again need to buy a copy of Pudsey The Dog: The Movie - because as we'll throw in a copy of this cinematic masterpiece on DVD, defaced in an amusing fashion by its unfortunate screenwriter Mr Biffo. This will be the only such copy in existence, and virtually priceless as a consequence.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
The winner of our competition - as judged by our panel of experts - will also get a charming and timeless framed portrait of themselves, rendered in a Digitiser style, also signed by the artist. Five runners up will also receive digital portraits.
All you have to do for a chance to win is give the site a plug... but we want you to do it OUR way - we want you to dress as your favourite Digitiser character, and take a photograph of yourself holding up a sign reading thus: "DIGITISER 2000 RUINED MY LIFE". Extra kudos will be awarded to anyone taking this photograph in an exotic or interesting locale, or using it to get extra attention for us.
Send all entries to email@example.com, or put them up on Twitter with the hashtag #browntrumpet - we'll be showing the best ones off in our gallery.
You have plenty of time to get creative - the closing date for entries will be Monday 2nd February.