You might have seen me in such films as James Bond and Indiana Jones. These days, I'm just hanging around in a conservatory, waiting to die, but I've agreed to take some time out of my non-busy schedule to present this very special Halloween ghost pantomime, on my third favourite website - Digitiser2000.
Please be aware that this play is based upon a true story, and contains powerful imagery and situations that you might find psychologically distressing. TENNISCH!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and tennisch players, Sir Sean Connery presents... The Woman in Brown.