It can't have escaped your attention that we are on the eve of an historic, three-way, decision: whether to leave, opt out from, or depart the European Union, or "Eu-U".
Before you take to the polls today, I want to draw your attention to the real risk facing Britain today, a phenomenon discovered by my dear friends, the Chan quadruplets, from the University of Beijing (the students call them "4Chan" - I don't know why).
That phenomenon is the real and present threat of massive migration from the continent. Here I present for you today a picture of what Britain will become if we do not vote to leave. I thank you with all my heart for giving me this opportunity, and I wish you the very best in your endeavours.