
They range - as ever - from the unintentionally suggestive, to the downright creepy and off-putting.
Be certain to view these on an empty stomach, or leave at least an hour after eating...
"I'm shuffling as fast as I can, Cha Cha...!"
![]() They're never not popular these awful album covers. No matter how many of them we stumble across, it never fails to amaze how utterly devoid of self-awareness those featured on them can be. They range - as ever - from the unintentionally suggestive, to the downright creepy and off-putting. Be certain to view these on an empty stomach, or leave at least an hour after eating... 21. BILLY MAY - CHA CHA! "Come on, Billy! Chase me!"... "I'm shuffling as fast as I can, Cha Cha...!" 20. KEN AND JUDY STEELE - I FEEL GOOD! Well... at least you have that. 19. SWAMP DOGG - IF I EVER KISS IT... HE CAN KISS IT GOODBYE! "...For I have leprosy." 18. THE ARCHIES - WHO'S YOUR BABY The answer is: "A hideous swamp gorgon". 17. THE BROTHERS JOHNSON - LIGHT UP THE NIGHT "With our crotch-powered sex cannons!" 16. VASILE ZIDARU - PETRECETI CU... VASILICA Presenting Vasile Zidaru... and his brown-bottomed sheep Vasilica! 15. ALIX DOBKIN - LIVING WITH LESBIANS It's a nightmare: they make you plough their potato fields. Apparently. 14. JOHNNY CARROLL - DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME No. 13. XIU XIU - A PROMISE A promise? It looks more like a forfeit. 12. THE SINGING GOSPELETTES - WALK WITH ME "We're going down to the lake to drown ourselves...!" 11. THE VENTURES - WALK DON'T RUN Especially if you're carrying instruments. 10. CAPTAIN HOOK AND HIS CREW - SHIP AHOY! That's a lot of eyepatches. What the hell goes on on that ship? 9. MISO KOVAC - 9 We can give you more than 9 reasons why this was a bad idea. 8. JEAN-NOEL DUPRE - LA BETISE C'EST COMME UN RHUME Another record company puppet, who has been pushed too far... 7. BORUD-GJENGEN - I FARTA Yeah, we bet you have... 6. MR DRESS UP "When it's finished, it's going to be your coffin..." 5. DON'T TOUCH ME TOMATO I'm saving it for later. 4. A FIRST CHRISTMAS RECORD FOR CHILDREN And potentially, their first nightmare. 3. WILLIE SUTHERLAND - COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS ...Because you could be that little girl. 2. TAVIN MUMAREJO - TRULLANDO EN NAVIDAD "Guess where you're going, little feller..." 1. THE SQUIRES - JESUS, WHAT A NAME It's not the name you should be worried about...
11 Comments
BrigadierBumflaps
2/11/2015 02:13:51 pm
Some notes:
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Mr Biffo
2/11/2015 07:57:23 pm
You are welcome, Briggus.
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2/11/2015 04:20:46 pm
I think Ken of Ken and Judy Steele may be my father.
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aceplym
2/11/2015 05:10:24 pm
Surely the Lesbian Power Authority shouldn't be wasting time digging potatoes; they should be concentrating on maintaining the flow of power into the Lesbian Grid? Unless they're just out surveying for a new Lesbian Power Station?
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Dr Kank
2/11/2015 10:26:43 pm
Here's an interesting fact - that's a young George Clooney on the cover of A First Christmas Record for Children. his Auntie Rosemary Clooney got him the gig.
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Zhu-ting Tsars
4/11/2015 01:47:35 am
Or "Jesus, what are the scores, Marjorie Dawes?", even.
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Bruce Flagpole
4/11/2015 06:00:47 pm
I'm curious about the reasons behind the addition of a puppet child to number 10.
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4/11/2015 07:29:15 pm
That's not a puppet, that's his son, who suffers from Ligneous Syndrome. You insensitive swine.
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Darien High
28/1/2022 07:32:37 am
Brown Gjengen : I farta
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