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A VISIT TO... THE TIMEWARP ARCADE

25/9/2015

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Guest article by Digitiser2000 reader David Walford

I've been to Dismaland! Sadly the advance tickets cost £5, tipping it from haunted house ride to proper exhibition, and Jimmy Cauty didn't serve ice creams between throwing money into the fire pit. 

Otherwise it was surprisingly fun, partly thanks to the atmosphere generated by a full house of equally bemused people like Summer Holiday met Threads.

Though Dismaland included a few distressed kiddy rides, which probably came free with the former outdoor pool it occupies, one notable omission from this broken seaside experience was amusements. 


Which in the twisted spirit of the affair should have contained lots of excellent arcade games rather than the usual fruit machines, coin pushers, and solitary Daytona USA wedged vertically in the toilets missing half a steering wheel but still charging £1. So after Weston Super-Mare, complete your experience with a short diversion to the Timewarp Arcade in Bridgwater. Or make a special trip anyway because it's worth it.

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INEPT FLAILING
The Timewarp Arcade feels like one of those places started by gaming enthusiasts and destined to run out of money, but with a better business plan than most. 

It was quite popular with children and families, presumably locals who bankroll passing gamers like myself wanting to recapture their youth. 

Instead, those actual youths running between machines made me feel old. Most were fairly well-behaved: despite being utterly terrible at Fighting Mania, no onlookers formed to mock my inept flailing, or at least made their recordings from a respectful/safe distance.

There's probably more of a competitive, score-chasing atmosphere in the evenings. Mid-afternoon was a good time to refine my mad Prop Cycle skills in relative peace, by which point I was regretting only allowing two hours for this visit. It was barely enough time to also fail the first stage of R-Type II, get a high score on Space Invaders '91, not completely fluff the Easy course in Manx TT, and channel the spirit of Kieron Gillen in Dancing Stage. 


Sadly, the sit-down Star Wars cabinet monitor had recently "gone to the Dark Side", Lethal Weapon pinball was firing blanks, Silent Scope silenced, and Outrunners Outrunner. However, the venue was tidy and controls responsive, so poorly machines must get the love and repairs they deserve once spares arrive.

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ESSENTIAL SWEETIES
Entrance is £6 and all machines are on free play, so it's a bargain for anyone with even a passing interest in such things. 

Personally I'd like some more from the 1980s such as Tempest or Asteroids: partly for their beautiful vector displays, partly for the era before credits could be used as continues, encouraging deep pockets over skill. 

I could start my own arcade instead, but that would cost rather more than £6 and involve significant administrative hassle. Embezzling funds so they can buy some more classics seems the easier option (invoice for gin.)

Unfortunately, Digi readers are probably spread around the country such that most would spend rather more getting there than on entry fees. So here's the other attractions: pool tables and air hockey, sofas with retro and modern consoles to hand, together with reasonably priced soft drinks and snacks. There's also a games shop out front offering retro and new releases, a small selection of Games Workshop goodies, DVDs, and essential sweeties for gaming marathons. 


It's probably this shop, together with repeat local customers, that keeps the arcade going financially. I was hoping to find a few more rarities inside, but Eternal Darkness for £12 was good enough and far preferable to buying from Ebay. Parking was no problem, more substantial food is available from the adjacent high street, and should you wish to further ruin your arcade vision with daylight, Bridgwater itself has some character.

I hope the Timewarp Arcade continues, especially because I waited for a convenient opportunity to visit the Arcade Barn in Devon. Don't make the same mistake. Show your support for such places before old arcade games can only be found in private collections. David Walford




http://timewarparcade.co.uk

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Chris
26/9/2015 01:03:55 pm

Love the concept!

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Stay
26/9/2015 02:51:44 pm

I went there earlier in the year (May time I think) and we spent about 6 hours there with a break to go to get KFC (for cheapskates and lovers of class pubs there is a Witherspoon in the town centre about 10 minutes walk away).

We where chatting last night about going again soon as they have had some new cabs since we have been there including the best aliens game - Aliens by Konami.

Being a Bristol boy, well man of 41, it only about 40 minutes away but up to around 2000 Weston was arcade heaven with the main road leading up to the pier being full of arcades with the best being Mr B's. The pier was the last resting place of quite a few classic cabs but the Bristol Channel is now their true resting place after the fire in 2008. I used to go with my girlfriend of the time during the 90's most weekends and I used to run a circuit playing Virtual Cop, Cadillacs and Dinosaurs and Aliens Vs Predator.

Butlins in Minehead during the late 80's and early 90's was good because they had 4 arcades on site and a further 3 outside with a large on the seafront. It was the only place I new of that had Heavy Barrel.

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David
27/9/2015 08:04:40 pm

Good prompt, I should have mentioned the Alien franchise is well represented there.

I briefly considered revisiting the Weston arcades on the same trip but decided it would most likely be disappointing. At least future generations might discover some smoke-damaged arcade machines largely preserved by the mud.

Southsea was my favourite place to misspend youth. I don't know if there's much worthwhile left at Clarance Pier, which even had Galaxian 3 at one time, but Funland on Hayling Island seemed to keep pinball machines and even a Star Wars cabinet going long after most other places had moved on. The best place though was Arcadia in Ryde on the Isle of Wight - it still has Asteroids and other classics like Mr. Do! based on recent video footage.

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