A TRIBUTE TO TRUMP'S MOVEMENT

9/11/2016

Congratulations to Donald Trump, the new president-elect of the United States of America! How did this ultimate political outsider achieve such an historic, establisment-upending, upset? With hard work.

In fact, Donald worked so hard that he didn't even have time to go to the lavatory during his long campaign. Here's a gallery of his finest moments on the road to the Brown House, along with some choice Trump quotes.

"This is a movement."

"Remember, it is a movement. We used to say silent majority. It's not a silent majority. It's a really noisy majority."

"An incredible and great movement." 

"It is a movement for all races and beliefs." 

"My style of doing things is fairly simple. I just push, push and push again what I want to achieve."

"Let's continue this MOVEMENT!"

"This is a MOVEMENT that will never be seen again - it's our last chance to #DrainTheSwamp"

"This is a MOVEMENT like never seen before."

"This is a movement, not a political machine."

"I am the messenger for a movement that will continue long after the 2016 presidential campaign ends!"

"The movement is incredible. Let's finish this STRONG!"

"The birther movement was started by Hillary Clinton in 2008. I finished it."

"I have never seen a more unifying and loving movement in my life. It's a stampede of love, folks."

FROM THE ARCHIVE:
WHY WE LIKE THE GAMES WE LIKE - BY MR BIFFO
THE MAN'S DADDY: RACIST JOKES
WHAT NINTENDO, VIRTUAL REALITY, POKEMON GO, GAMERGATE, TRUMP & MILO YIANNOPOULOS HAVE IN COMMON - BY MR BIFFO

22 Comments

Waynan The Barbarian

9/11/2016 11:55:07 am

He's such a smug twat.

Nick

9/11/2016 11:55:40 am

Well. At least he's keeping regular.

Simon

9/11/2016 12:57:48 pm

I used to enjoy reading your website but so much is now about politics. It all comes across as angry rantings and takes the fun out of your stuff

I know it is your website and you do what you want with it, but politics and videogames just don't mix

MrPSB

9/11/2016 01:23:16 pm

Fanny

Lofty from EastEnders

9/11/2016 07:28:18 pm

I'd like to have a go in Michelle's fanny, if that's okay with everyone else.

Simon's mother

9/11/2016 02:33:22 pm

Shut up, Simon.

David W

9/11/2016 03:15:20 pm

Fair point. However, political interludes are now as much part of Mr. Biffo as the poo jokes. I don't always agree with them, but take such personal aspects away and you're left with Reviewer Bot 9000.

It's also more nuanced political commentary than average, trying to understand what drives people rather than shouting at them.

I was going to say you've mistaken a list of poo jokes for political debate, but it's getting harder to tell these days.

9/11/2016 03:17:13 pm

Sorry Simon's mother, that was meant for Simon. Could you pass the message on please? Ta.

9/11/2016 03:50:24 pm

Will do just as soon as he gets home from school xxx

Simon's Daddy's Ghost

9/11/2016 09:16:40 pm

Quiet, woman! I didn't raise our Simon to be capable of thinking about things other than video games.

Also can someone please call an exorcist? I'm trapped in a piece of toast.

Mr Biffo

9/11/2016 03:49:07 pm

I don't think I have ever really done an "angry" rant on here, sweet Simon. Exasperation, wanting to understand, sure. Angry? Not consciously. And if you don't like the occasional post where I talk about politics... oh well.

Billy-Bob Thornton

10/11/2016 04:33:14 pm

Unless we're talking about Tropico.

Barrybarrybarrybarry

9/11/2016 01:31:55 pm

'Well, this is depressing news.'

'What to do about it?'

'Poo jokes?'

'Poo jokes.'

As ever, Mr B, I like your style.

9/11/2016 01:32:19 pm

wunk

9/11/2016 01:35:34 pm

I done a trump.

Stoo

9/11/2016 01:54:28 pm

Well now the orange god-emperor has taken the throne, I do feel a bit less bad about my wife moving from America to brexit britain. Seems both our countries have their self destructive tendencies.

Chris Wyatt

9/11/2016 01:56:13 pm

In a way I'm pleased, because it will wind up all the idiots that thought Trump was an idiot, and only a moron would judge how he runs a country on how aggressively he ran his campaign trail. Still can't see him being any worse than Bush.

He'll probably calm down with at least some of the bigotry/racism now, because it was probably just a way to get stupid rednecks (who don't normally vote) to drunkenly clamour into their local poll stations.

I'll eat my own socks if he does actually build a wall.

9/11/2016 03:21:54 pm

I'm hoping that he breaks all his election promises, as politicians do.

Supertrump 37

9/11/2016 03:36:23 pm

FWIW it's an internationally recognised border. Walls and fences along such borders (or natural barriers like rivers) are common across the world. Especially so when a lot of drug trafficking occurs, where social security systems are in place or where there are terrorist threats.

Trump never said he would shut the official border crossings. Mexicans wishing to enter *legally* can still use the official crossings just as they do now.

In fact they have to comply with *exactly* the same criteria that you , I or Biffo would if applying to work there.

Contrary to the media narrative, that is not "waaaacist" at all as the same rules apply to all.

Unlike say the current UK situation (whilst still in the EU) where people with serious criminal convictions from mostly white east EU countries are waved through with red carpet treatment whereas black professionals from other parts of the world have to jump through hoops...

I think the stupid rednecks might tell us to look closer to home before directing false accusations at them! :)

Wicked Eric

9/11/2016 04:16:47 pm

You're commenting on a listicle of pictures where it looks like Trump is squeezing out a turd. Much like your turd of a comment.

Superbeast 37

10/11/2016 12:00:29 am

Ah more typical left wing sh*t posting.

No actual answer or intelligent response to the F-A-C-T-S presented. Just the usual insults because you have no answer.

Then you wonder why the majority would rather vote for a circus clown than allow you lot to hold the reins of power.

I was of course responding to someone else who made a serious post but you didn't address the insult at him.

Perhaps you might want to discuss the irony of said poster talking about "bigotry" whilst at the same time using the phrase "stupid rednecks" which is a pretty bigoted remark about poor white people who used to do hard physical work outside and get burned necks.

Nah of course not! There are no opportunities for the SJ points and virtue signalling there. If he had said "stupid n...." on the other hand I am sure you would have been right on it - and made the entire world aware of what a great, right-on person you are for standing up for what is right. Well done my son.

Heeden

9/11/2016 04:33:14 pm

I'll eat your socks if he convinces Mexico to pay for it.

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