In fact, Donald worked so hard that he didn't even have time to go to the lavatory during his long campaign. Here's a gallery of his finest moments on the road to the Brown House, along with some choice Trump quotes.
Congratulations to Donald Trump, the new president-elect of the United States of America! How did this ultimate political outsider achieve such an historic, establisment-upending, upset? With hard work. In fact, Donald worked so hard that he didn't even have time to go to the lavatory during his long campaign. Here's a gallery of his finest moments on the road to the Brown House, along with some choice Trump quotes. "This is a movement." "Remember, it is a movement. We used to say silent majority. It's not a silent majority. It's a really noisy majority." "An incredible and great movement." "It is a movement for all races and beliefs." "My style of doing things is fairly simple. I just push, push and push again what I want to achieve." "Let's continue this MOVEMENT!" "This is a MOVEMENT that will never be seen again - it's our last chance to #DrainTheSwamp" "This is a MOVEMENT like never seen before." "This is a movement, not a political machine." "I am the messenger for a movement that will continue long after the 2016 presidential campaign ends!" "The movement is incredible. Let's finish this STRONG!" "The birther movement was started by Hillary Clinton in 2008. I finished it." "I have never seen a more unifying and loving movement in my life. It's a stampede of love, folks."
22 Comments
Waynan The Barbarian
9/11/2016 11:55:07 am
He's such a smug twat.
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Nick
9/11/2016 11:55:40 am
Well. At least he's keeping regular.
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Simon
9/11/2016 12:57:48 pm
I used to enjoy reading your website but so much is now about politics. It all comes across as angry rantings and takes the fun out of your stuff
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MrPSB
9/11/2016 01:23:16 pm
Fanny
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Lofty from EastEnders
9/11/2016 07:28:18 pm
I'd like to have a go in Michelle's fanny, if that's okay with everyone else.
Simon's mother
9/11/2016 02:33:22 pm
Shut up, Simon.
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David W
9/11/2016 03:15:20 pm
Fair point. However, political interludes are now as much part of Mr. Biffo as the poo jokes. I don't always agree with them, but take such personal aspects away and you're left with Reviewer Bot 9000.
David W
9/11/2016 03:17:13 pm
Sorry Simon's mother, that was meant for Simon. Could you pass the message on please? Ta.
Simon's mother
9/11/2016 03:50:24 pm
Will do just as soon as he gets home from school xxx
Simon's Daddy's Ghost
9/11/2016 09:16:40 pm
Quiet, woman! I didn't raise our Simon to be capable of thinking about things other than video games.
Mr Biffo
9/11/2016 03:49:07 pm
I don't think I have ever really done an "angry" rant on here, sweet Simon. Exasperation, wanting to understand, sure. Angry? Not consciously. And if you don't like the occasional post where I talk about politics... oh well.
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Billy-Bob Thornton
10/11/2016 04:33:14 pm
Unless we're talking about Tropico.
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Barrybarrybarrybarry
9/11/2016 01:31:55 pm
'Well, this is depressing news.'
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Barrybarrybarrybarry
9/11/2016 01:32:19 pm
'Well, this is depressing news.'
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wunk
9/11/2016 01:35:34 pm
I done a trump.
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Stoo
9/11/2016 01:54:28 pm
Well now the orange god-emperor has taken the throne, I do feel a bit less bad about my wife moving from America to brexit britain. Seems both our countries have their self destructive tendencies.
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Chris Wyatt
9/11/2016 01:56:13 pm
In a way I'm pleased, because it will wind up all the idiots that thought Trump was an idiot, and only a moron would judge how he runs a country on how aggressively he ran his campaign trail. Still can't see him being any worse than Bush.
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David W
9/11/2016 03:21:54 pm
I'm hoping that he breaks all his election promises, as politicians do.
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Supertrump 37
9/11/2016 03:36:23 pm
FWIW it's an internationally recognised border. Walls and fences along such borders (or natural barriers like rivers) are common across the world. Especially so when a lot of drug trafficking occurs, where social security systems are in place or where there are terrorist threats.
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Wicked Eric
9/11/2016 04:16:47 pm
You're commenting on a listicle of pictures where it looks like Trump is squeezing out a turd. Much like your turd of a comment.
Superbeast 37
10/11/2016 12:00:29 am
Ah more typical left wing sh*t posting.
Heeden
9/11/2016 04:33:14 pm
I'll eat your socks if he convinces Mexico to pay for it.
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