"Fashion! Turn to the left! Fashion! Turn to the right! Oooh, fashion! We are the goon squad and we're coming to town! Beep-beep!"
And people called David Bowie a terrible lyricist.
In honour of it being 46 years this year since the dawn of the 1970s, here's some godawful fashion from that era, which mercifully chose to remain there.
And people called David Bowie a terrible lyricist.
In honour of it being 46 years this year since the dawn of the 1970s, here's some godawful fashion from that era, which mercifully chose to remain there.
It appears to be a photograph from a British mail order catalogue. It's actually a photo taken at the casting sessions for Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.
It seems a shame that they airbrushed out the knife that the guy being kicked was obviously holding.
First glance: Astronaut. Second glance: Oh, it's knitted. It's not until the third glance that you see the hen.
Who are these jumpsuits for? Ah... men. Specifically, men like you who "make things happen". Let's hope those things don't include diarrhoea.
He's like a character from a German kids TV show, which would've been dubbed unconvincingly into English, and aired on CBBC on weekday mornings in the school holidays.
Hat: $3.00.
Things happen when you wear Eleganza. And those things include, but are not limited to, being chased down the street by people pointing and laughing at your collar.
"Hee-haw! Imma knock God right offa his cloud, Billy!"
Presumably the Swedish Army aren't bothered by their enemies sneaking up from behind.
Why are they called Lo-Rise S'port? Because they have a horizontal opening which allows you to dock with an "S".
CAPTION: "Bronze Age Tits Invent Soccer".
Putting the "dung" in "dungarees".
Frankly, mate, you would've been sexier had you not chosen to expose your nip-nip, yeah?
"WARNING: DO NOT PLACE IN MICROWAVE". Ok. What about the toaster? Is it alright to shove them into the toaster? What about the barbecue? Can I put them on that? Can I cram it into an anthill?
Scene from the never-aired pilot of The A Team (then known as The Plaid Team).
Unisexe? Uni-not-very-sexe more like.
Apparently, the collar's square neckline encourages shirt collar flaunting. Everything else about it encourages a punch to the abdomen.
It's hard to pick a favourite, but if we had to choose it'd probably be second from left - the homo floresiensis in blue.
Roger Moore, demonstrating here why he's considered the most naturalistic actor of his generation. Even when climbing backwards into a swimming pool while wearing a woolly sweater.
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