
"Anyway, I said to him 'If you think I'm putting tinsel up in the chip shop before December 1st you can think again'. What happened? Came in last Wednesday, and he'd snuck in the night before and put a flaming little plastic tree in the window, just to spite me. Stuck a picture of Aled Jones and a flipping bell to the front of the food warmer too! I ask you...!
"Anyway, I've given up on the battle. Not like I'm going to win is it? Not with him. To get us all in the mood, here's a funny list of Santas that one of our customers showed me. Have a read, and along the way I'll give you some of my top Christmas tips."