What are you going as for Halloween this year? We're planning to go as some people who are abstaining from Halloween, and if anybody comes round our house trick or treating we're going to smash a stiff-bristled broom into their throats.
However, other people fully embrace the spirit of the holiday, for some reason. Including the following people, who have entertained the mistaken belief that they should dress up as characters from the animated TV series The Simpsons. This is a real bad thing to do, as you will see. As Homer Simpson would say: "DOUGH!".