We've all heard the song: "Halloween is coming/And the geese are getting scared/Dress up in a funny, sexy or frightening costume and come to my party or I'll unfriend you on Facebook."
What are you going as for Halloween this year? We're planning to go as some people who are abstaining from Halloween, and if anybody comes round our house trick or treating we're going to smash a stiff-bristled broom into their throats.
However, other people fully embrace the spirit of the holiday, for some reason. Including the following people, who have entertained the mistaken belief that they should dress up as characters from the animated TV series The Simpsons. This is a real bad thing to do, as you will see. As Homer Simpson would say: "DOUGH!".
What are you going as for Halloween this year? We're planning to go as some people who are abstaining from Halloween, and if anybody comes round our house trick or treating we're going to smash a stiff-bristled broom into their throats.
However, other people fully embrace the spirit of the holiday, for some reason. Including the following people, who have entertained the mistaken belief that they should dress up as characters from the animated TV series The Simpsons. This is a real bad thing to do, as you will see. As Homer Simpson would say: "DOUGH!".
31. HOW MANY BOTTLES OF "DUFF" (STELLA) DO YOU THINK HOMER HAD TO DRINK BEFORE THE OTHERS CONVINCED HIM TO "YELLOW UP"?
30. IT'S THE THYROID FAMILY! WE STRUGGLE TO KNOW WHAT'S WORSE - MARGE'S LAZY EYE, OR... BART.
29. IN PRINCIPLE, THIS COSTUME WORKS. IN PRACTICE, THE WEARER LOOKS LIKE HE'S FALLEN INTO A TRAIN TOILET, AND BEEN FLUSHED OUT ONTO THE TRACKS.
28. THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN IMAGINE WAKING UP TO FIND HUNCHED ATOP OUR WARDROBE, TWITCHING, CHATTERING AND SALIVATING.
27. THAT'S NOT MAKE-UP: IT'S LIVER FAILURE.
26. HIPSTER MILHOUSE HERE HAS LOST SOME OF THE MAKE-UP AROUND HIS THROAT, INDICATING AN INEVITABLE ATTEMPT TO THROTTLE HIM.
25. THIS EFFORT MERELY EVOKES TWO PEOPLE WHO SPENT TOO LONG ON A SUNBED.
24. AND THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE PIKACHU.
23. AND THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF MISGUIDED RACIST CARICATURE.
22. AND FOR SOME REASON, THIS FAMILY HAVE SUCKED THE YELLOW MAKE-UP OFF THEIR FINGERS.
21. HOMER LOOKS UNIMPRESSED. BART LOOKS LIKE HE'S JUST NOTICED THE SNIPER IN THE BUSHES...
20. REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE HOMER KEPT LICKING HALLUCINOGENIC TOADS? LOOKS LIKE HE BROUGHT SOME HOME WITH HIM...
19. "FREE HUGS, LADEEEEZ..."
18. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY REALLY WANT TO BE THERE. PERHAPS THEIR ABDUCTOR MADE THEM DO THIS.
17. A FAMILY OF SERIAL KILLERS, IF EVER THERE WAS ONE.
16. MARGE AND LISA ARE DOING SEMAPHORE. AND THEY'RE SPELLING OUT "HELP".
15. WHAT'S LISA LOOKING AT? BART JUST HUNG HIMSELF FROM THE CEILING.
14. THESE TWO LOOK LIKE THEY'VE JUST WALKED OFF THE SET OF STAR TREK. THEY CAN WALK RIGHT BACK THERE.
13. THE YELLOW GLOVES ARE A NICE TOUCH, ALTHOUGH THEY MAKE HIM APPEAR MORE LIKE SOME UNLICENSED, BACK ALLEY SURGEON THAN HOMER SIMPSON.
12. FRED AND ROSE WEST.
11. HOMER'S BUTTOCKS ARE ON BACK-TO-FRONT.
10. JUST DRIPPING WITH IRONY. HORRIBLE. THEY'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SEEN THE SIMPSONS.
9. WELL... HE'S CERTAINLY PERFECTED HOMER'S DISTINCT WALK. YOU REMEMBER: FROM THAT EPISODE WHERE HOMER SNUCK UP BEHIND PEOPLE AND STRANGLED THEM.
8. WHERE'S LISA? HOMER ATE HER.
7. IN PATAGONIA, THEY DO THIS EVERY WEEK TO WATCH THE SIMPSONS. IT'S THE LAW.
6. DO NOT DO THE BARTMAN.
5. BURNS VICTIM.
4. HOMER'S FAMOUS SIGNATURE MOVE...
3. TOP MARKS FOR THE "MARGE STAINS" ON HOMER'S VEST THERE.
2. BRA FOR EYES.
1. IT LOOKS LIKE NEIL KINNOCK/THE CHILD CATCHER IS ABOUT TO HAVE HIS HEAD REMOVED BY WOLVERINE.
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