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21 PHOTOS OF KIDS WHO ARE TERRIFIED OF HALLOWEEN

26/10/2015

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Woooh! Whooooooh! Those terrible noises can signify but one thing: that it is The Halloweeee-eee-eeeeee-en this coming Saturday.

The scariest day in the calendar seems to come round sooner every year. Severed limbs are already being hung from ceilings, plastic rats glued to door handles, and sheets being spattered with a peppery brown liquid.

Parents throughout the land are doubtlessly braced for the impending hysteria of their offspring, as these formative imaginations wrestle with the notion of a day in which half the world dresses up as ghosts, witches, sexy biologists, or "melancholy".


To illustrate this concept of which we have just spoken, here are 21 photos of kids for whom the very idea of The Halloween is almost too much to bear.

21. "THE HALLO... THE HALLOWEEN?!? ALREADY? WHY??"
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20. "NO NO NO... PLEASE NO. PLEASE NOT THE HALLOWEEN..."
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19. "THE HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
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18. "NO. HMPH. JUST... NO. NO NO NO TO THE HALLOWEEN."
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17. "WAAAAAAH!!!!! THE HALLOWEEEEEEN! WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYYY!??!? I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, THE HALLOWEEN! VVVVVVVRRRRRLLLLLLLL!"
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16. "LEAVE ME, BUT SPARE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. SPARE THEY FROM THE HALLOWEEN."
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15. "FML. THE HALLOWEEN!"
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14. "PEK! PEK! PEK! PEK!"
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13. "THE HALLOWEEN MAKES ME... GRRRRRNNN. GRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNGGGG.."
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12. "I AM HITLER BABY."
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11. "P'TAK! P'TAK! THE HALLOWEEN!"
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10. "CH-WRRRRNG! CH... WRRRRRRNG!"
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9. "P'TUB! P'TUB! P'TUB! P'TUB! GRRROIG!"
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8. "IT'S OK. I... UNDERSTAND THAT THE HALLOWEEN HAS TO HAPPEN. IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST... I WISH IT DIDN'T. CHIZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE! CHIZZZZ-CHIZZ-CHA-CHIZ!"
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7. "CA-WANG! CA-CA-WANG!
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6. "TOING!"
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5. "L'FRANZY!"
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4. "TNNNNNNG-TALLT!"
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3. "YES. THE HALLOWEEN. RAH-PAR-PAH-PAH-PAH-PAH-PART!"
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2. "BRY-SAND'W'I - TRELL!"
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1. "CHONT."
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5 Comments
Kelvin Green link
26/10/2015 07:59:54 pm

I too am now terrified of The Halloween.

If you do one of these for Thanksgiving, showing a selection of mewling children stuffed into roasted turkeys, then I am revoking my Patreon payment. Or doubling it. I haven't decided.

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Tinker's Cuss
26/10/2015 09:26:38 pm

I think I've glimpsed every single one of those facial expressions in my bathroom mirror, the morning after enjoying a particularly picante repast.

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Acid Arrow
27/10/2015 07:38:31 pm

Never let psychologically traumatising your offspring get in the way of a photo that might get 3 likes on Facebook. Parenting - social media style!

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James
31/10/2017 08:40:41 am

L’FRANZY

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Sven
31/10/2017 01:13:16 pm

I wonder how many of these are family photos from back when Biffo's children were little?

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