21 PHOTOS OF KIDS WHO ARE TERRIFIED OF HALLOWEEN

Woooh! Whooooooh! Those terrible noises can signify but one thing: that it is The Halloweeee-eee-eeeeee-en this coming Saturday.

The scariest day in the calendar seems to come round sooner every year. Severed limbs are already being hung from ceilings, plastic rats glued to door handles, and sheets being spattered with a peppery brown liquid.

Parents throughout the land are doubtlessly braced for the impending hysteria of their offspring, as these formative imaginations wrestle with the notion of a day in which half the world dresses up as ghosts, witches, sexy biologists, or "melancholy".

To illustrate this concept of which we have just spoken, here are 21 photos of kids for whom the very idea of The Halloween is almost too much to bear.

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21. "THE HALLO... THE HALLOWEEN?!? ALREADY? WHY??"

20. "NO NO NO... PLEASE NO. PLEASE NOT THE HALLOWEEN..."

19. "THE HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

18. "NO. HMPH. JUST... NO. NO NO NO TO THE HALLOWEEN."

17. "WAAAAAAH!!!!! THE HALLOWEEEEEEN! WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYYY!??!? I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, THE HALLOWEEN! VVVVVVVRRRRRLLLLLLLL!"

16. "LEAVE ME, BUT SPARE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS. SPARE THEY FROM THE HALLOWEEN."

15. "FML. THE HALLOWEEN!"

14. "PEK! PEK! PEK! PEK!"

13. "THE HALLOWEEN MAKES ME... GRRRRRNNN. GRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNGGGG.."

12. "I AM HITLER BABY."

11. "P'TAK! P'TAK! THE HALLOWEEN!"

10. "CH-WRRRRNG! CH... WRRRRRRNG!"

9. "P'TUB! P'TUB! P'TUB! P'TUB! GRRROIG!"

8. "IT'S OK. I... UNDERSTAND THAT THE HALLOWEEN HAS TO HAPPEN. IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST... I WISH IT DIDN'T. CHIZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE! CHIZZZZ-CHIZZ-CHA-CHIZ!"

7. "CA-WANG! CA-CA-WANG!

6. "TOING!"

5. "L'FRANZY!"

4. "TNNNNNNG-TALLT!"

3. "YES. THE HALLOWEEN. RAH-PAR-PAH-PAH-PAH-PAH-PART!"

2. "BRY-SAND'W'I - TRELL!"

1. "CHONT."

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