Clowns, eh. Who the hell thought they were a good idea?
These days, it's generally accepted that clowns are simply the most terrifying thing on the planet.
Scarier than sharks, more chilling than real bad bears, and more horrifying than a caravan full of tax inspectors. They are the apex predator of fear.
And yet... once upon a time, people deluded themselves that clowns were funny. We have gathered together 21 photographs from those days before enlightenment, when clowns were still considered appropriate entertainment, rather than nightmare fuel.
Our legal advisers have asked us to recommend that you do not proceed. But if, for some reason, your curiosity compels you onwards, we strongly advise that you only view this gallery before sunset, preferably surrounded by people you know and trust...
These days, it's generally accepted that clowns are simply the most terrifying thing on the planet.
Scarier than sharks, more chilling than real bad bears, and more horrifying than a caravan full of tax inspectors. They are the apex predator of fear.
And yet... once upon a time, people deluded themselves that clowns were funny. We have gathered together 21 photographs from those days before enlightenment, when clowns were still considered appropriate entertainment, rather than nightmare fuel.
Our legal advisers have asked us to recommend that you do not proceed. But if, for some reason, your curiosity compels you onwards, we strongly advise that you only view this gallery before sunset, preferably surrounded by people you know and trust...
20. LES KARROT
"Moc-Moc-A-Moc!"
19. BRUUUT
"I's rotted me teeths from feastin' 'pon the sweet poo of children..."
18. NONCEY
"I'm just a harmless, innocent clown"... "Yes, and I'm completely comfortable with this situation".
17. ANTIOCH
"I'm gonna live forever... I'm gonna learn how to fly... DIE!"
16. TURPS and TRIPE
"Want us to help you fix your wheel, mister..."
15. HUBRIS and PUBRISS
"Keep your eyes on the doll, child... It will all be over soon...".
14. QUORKY
"I can match you scream for scream, boy... AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
13. HITHS
"Sssh! Don't tell your mother you found me up here..."
12. BONOBO, COCONU, and TEXACO
"You wear the plastic hoop, child... you are now our property, like your cousin before you."
11. DOOBIE, DEBBIE and DEWBIE
"Hey, Debbie... you know what they say about blackface guys, don'tcha...?"
10. TOPPO
"I'm fat! And turned on."
9. ONE-HAT SMALL and ONE-HAT TORN
"Your bald spot is showing".
8. KEITH
"Yes... yes... I was the lead singer in The Prodigy."
7. NELSON, GLINSERETI and DEMONIO
"Guhhhhh".... "Hmmmm"... "Buhhhhh?"
6. HOTLER
"With this convincing painted-on smile they'll never tell how depressed I am inside... or that I've killed twelve people."
5. HAIRBERT
"No, you can't have him back. He's my brother now."
4. STRIPES
"You're next, bitch!"
3. SCOWL
"Welcome to Fun with Static Electricity..."
2. ORICE
"It would seem you've run out of lipstick, m'dear..."
1. DEATH
"Come, boy - the glory of Purgatory awaits you..."
0. STABBY
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