Still. We're all playing Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, right? We'll be dumping out our Digi2000 review early next week, hopefully... but in the meantime, we've been inspired by the game's early-80s setting to dig out a gallery of godawful VHS video artwork to tide us over.
"I got this idea about a strangler..."
"Ok, well, what if he was a strangler, but worse."
"Like... he stinks real bad. Ok... or... what if he has four arms, so he can strangle two people at once?"
"Hmm... What else you got?"
"He's... a horse? He's a potato? He's... green? He's a roulette table? He's invisible?"
"Wait - I love it!"