
Still. We're all playing Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, right? We'll be dumping out our Digi2000 review early next week, hopefully... but in the meantime, we've been inspired by the game's early-80s setting to dig out a gallery of godawful VHS video artwork to tide us over.
"I got this idea about a strangler..."
"Been done."
"Ok, well, what if he was a strangler, but worse."
"Worse how?"
"Like... he stinks real bad. Ok... or... what if he has four arms, so he can strangle two people at once?"
"Hmm... What else you got?"
"He's... a horse? He's a potato? He's... green? He's a roulette table? He's invisible?"
"Wait - I love it!"