
Those ten simple words have been enough for many to ring the starting bell on a nightmarish experience.
Much about the Teletubbies seems to disturb those of us who have aged beyond the intended audience - the gurgling sky child, the malfunctioning AI brain of Noo-Noo, the surgically-implanted stomach televisions, the pink goo which they greedily consume...
Indeed, we appear not to be alone. Here are 21 examples of creepy Teletubbies fan art - captioned with actual quotes from the long-running children's show...