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19 DISTURBING SYNTHETIC MEDICAL CADAVERS THAT YOU REALLY DON'T NEED TO LOOK AT

11/5/2016

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Thank goodness there are weirdos in the world, because without weirdos we'd have nobody who'd want to train to be a doctor. 

​​Not only do you have to look at and touch people's bits, but you have to mess around with dead bodies during your training. We have it on good authority, from a friend of ours, that "the smell stays with you". 

Still. One company in Tampa, Florida, is offering an alternative to trainees who'd rather not flay a corpse for their shits and giggles; synthetic medical cadavers. Unfortunately, these cadavers are so realistic that they're virtually indistinguishable from the real thing.

​Consequently, we recommend you go and do something else rather than look at them. No, really. This list is in no way going to improve your day.

19. "Heh... dude, I am mashed."
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18. "Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
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17. "Mother - you came back!"
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16. "Let it go, let it go! Turn away and slam the door, I don't care what they're going to say, Let the storm rage on - the cold never bothered me anyway!"
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15. "Do you like my boobies, Clarice?"
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14. "Whasssaaaaap?!"
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13. "Mmmm... that feels so good."
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12. "Heheheh... hettttthhh."
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11. "So I said to the ambassador, I said... 'Ambassador, you simply must come to our next gala'."
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10. "Richard, I can see our house from here."
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9. "Whassaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"
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8. "Please... what is up?"
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7. "Here is the doe, back with the bass! The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time on the mike if it don't rhyme!"
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6. "Mmmbop, ba duba dop, Ba du bop, ba duba dop, Ba du bop, ba duba dop!"
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5. "Ugh. These almonds taste so bitter."
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4. "Well, don't you scrub up nicely..."
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3. "I could drink you under the table."
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2. "Everybody dance now... Da da da da da da da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da! Da da da!"
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1. "La da da da la da da da dum da dum da dum - Everybody dance now!"
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
10 MEDICAL TRAINING DUMMIES MORE HORRIFIC THAN ANYTHING IN SILENT HILL
DENTAL TRAINEE RELAXATION VIDEO

14 VETERINARY TRAINING DUMMIES THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL A BIT WEIRD
5 Comments
Steven Nash
11/5/2016 01:32:03 pm

LOL, How on earth do you come up with these posts!?

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Toaster
11/5/2016 10:42:47 pm

Biffo - if you feel like you're not getting enough money, feel free to cut down on the articles a bit. You create a huge amount of content for a one-man operation. Weird, grim stuff like this is always appreciated though :o)

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Mr Biffo
11/5/2016 11:08:06 pm

I don't know how to cut down... :-(

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Retro Resolution link
11/5/2016 11:12:12 pm

Fresh out of surgery today, this gave me a much needed laugh - not sure why it didn't simply freak me out (well, the last two did, a little)!

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KING COYOTE
13/5/2016 08:43:01 am

I genuinely enjoy seeing "I could drink you under the table every time". Makes me laugh every time

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