Excitement levels: quite high! There are just a couple more days before Sony launches PlayStation VR - its barely-promoted virtual reality peripheral, which threatens to usher in an age of almost-affordable mass-market VR.
Just what can PlayStation 4 owners expect from this new technology? They say a picture speaks a thousand words - so just check out this gallery of people using PlayStation VR. They can scarcely contain their excitement!
Just what can PlayStation 4 owners expect from this new technology? They say a picture speaks a thousand words - so just check out this gallery of people using PlayStation VR. They can scarcely contain their excitement!
Look at his face! This kindly gentleman couldn't be more thrilled by the prospect of almost-affordable mass-market VR, as he plays the new game, Extreme Rivet Gun Simulator VR.
"I... I d-don't have the muh-money to buy a VR headset... but I do have this virtual ice cream cornet... Will that suffice in lieu of payment?"
His face is a picture of concentration. What could he possibly be experiencing on his almost-affordable mass-market VR technology? Why, it's that hot new game, Getting Someone's Attention Simulator VR, aka Coo-Eee's Quest.
"Zzzz.... zzzzzz.... zzzz.... almost-affordable mass-market VR... zzzz."
"AIEEEEEEEE! WASPS! SEVEN OR EIGHT WASPS!"
Look at that winning smile, indicating that Sony's almost-affordable mass-market VR technology is a big hit with him. And what could be a better demonstration of its potential, than the game this sweet fellow is playing - Interviewing Diane Abbott MP Simulator VR?
No wonder this chap is sitting down; the excitement has probably gotten the better of him... Or is he just playing that eagerly-anticipated PlayStation VR launch title, Having A Quick Sit Down Simulator VR?
"Just chilling. Waiting for the almost-affordable mass-market VR to arrive, while I play Visiting An Aquarium Simulator VR."
"How much did you say this was again...? And does that include the camera and the Move controllers...? Well... I guess that's almost affordable..."
This splendid young man is so excited by the arrival of almost-affordable mass-market VR that he's forgotten to have a shave. What a dirty tramp! Oh wait - maybe he's just been playing Forgetting To Have A Shave Simulator VR!
<SINGS> "Stretching the giant snail's eyestalks... so he can look at meeeeeeeee!"
Here's another individual who's having a lot of fun playing on the brand new, almost-affordable mass-market VR that is PlayStation VR. What game has her so gripped? Why, it can only be Sony's Genital Piercing Simulator VR!
"Hunh?" asks the wonderful bearded hunk. "Hunh? Huh?". He might be playing Responding To A Misheard Request With A Series Of Grunts Simulator VR... or he maybe he's just surprised by the limitless potential of almost-affordable mass-market VR!
Unenthusiastic Mariachi Band Simulator VR is sure to be a hit on Sony's almost-affordable mass-market VR technology!
"I pout at thee!"
This guy is racking up the points in Trying Not To Look Devastated When The Doctor Reveals You Have A Terminal Neurological Condition Simulator VR!
"Grandfather, please... please stop. I tried to make you proud, I really did, but it isn't easy. There are no jobs out there, and I found university really hard... you don't understand what it's like these days..." - man playing Disappointed Grandparent Simulator VR.
"Pump up the volume! Pump up the volume! Pump up the volume! THIS! THIS!"
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