
However, we're not the only country in the world to rip off the fast food giants, and are positively subtle by comparison. Just wrap your disgusting lips around this lot.
![]() You can't move round our way for KFC-inspired chicken shops. Dixie Fried Chicken, Tennessee Fried Chicken, Special Fried Chicken, Instant Diarrhoea Fried Chicken... They're all much of a muchness - featuring subtly different variations on the same cartoon chicken mascot. However, we're not the only country in the world to rip off the fast food giants, and are positively subtle by comparison. Just wrap your disgusting lips around this lot. 17. MICHAEL ALONE Finally - a restaurant catering exclusively to single fathers! Single fathers called Michael. 16. WICHAEL ALONE Finally - another restaurant catering exclusively to single fathers! Single fathers called, er... Wichael... 15. McDRAGAN'S Quite how a live striptease would work at a drive-in is anyone's guess, but it gives new meaning to the phrase "Super-Size Me"... 14. oMc McDNOALD'S "oMc McDnoald had a fram... ei-oi-aboFc..." 13. MEGA FRIED CHICKEN Mmm... the great taste of steam - nostril-licking good... 12. BUCKSSTAR COFFEE Did you know that the image featured on the Starbucks logo is a twin-tailed mermaid? No idea what the Bucksstar Coffee logo is. It looks like the Bride of Frankenstein. 11. MASH DONALD'S Interestingly, in parts of America KFC sells mashed potato and "biscuits" instead of chips. More interestingly, Mash Donald's just sells mash - massive troughs of it. What flavour is it? Mash flavour. 10. STAR FUCKS COFFE Sounds more like a tabloid newspaper headline than a coffee shop name. 9. OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN We have it on good authority that this might be considered racist in America. 8. MR MAHMOUD Mr Mahmoud appears to have opened his restaurant in a medieval dungeon. 7. HITLER Apparently, Thailand has a bit of a thing for Hitler-themed things (see below). Asking "Who fancies a cheeky Hitler?" is probably a thing there. 6. MaDONAL The pictures on the sign look tasty enough. What's the betting they don't look like that when they arrive? You know: just like in McDonald's, where most of the food looks like somebody has sat/farted on it. 5. McKEBAB As company mascots go it isn't great, but it's still a step up from the terrifying Ronald McDonald. 4. KABOOKY FRIED CHICKEN No idea what Kabooky is - perhaps it's one of the smaller US Southern states... sandwiched somewhere between Old Zealand and Bennington. 3. MIKE WONG Not only is Mike Wong trading on awareness of the McDonald's brand, but he's even thrown in the Nike swoosh for good measure. Perhaps the burgers are served in a trainer, or "pump". 2. BURGER FRIENDS Burger Friends isn't just about the food: it also has a rusting trampoline on its forecourt. Just what your children need after shoving fatty food in their wretched gobs. 1. MC RONALD'S McRonald's or MC Ronald's? For all we know he could be a DJ. Called Ronald. Who lives in a hovel.
14 Comments
Dr Peanuts
5/11/2015 01:53:17 pm
There is a van that parks in the B&Q car park near me called "Planet Burgerland 2". The sequel no less.
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Chris
5/11/2015 02:23:35 pm
There's a burger van I drive past sometimes called "Carl's Burger". You can guess exactly what the logo is. The slogan is something like, "probably the best trademark infringement in the world".
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Zod
5/11/2015 02:27:19 pm
in Thetford???
Chris
5/11/2015 02:48:18 pm
Northbound A11, just past the BP. It's somewhat south of Thetford as far as my geography fails me.
Dave
5/11/2015 04:06:56 pm
Are you in the Teesside area, Dr Peanuts? There's one of those parked up at the Riverside Stadium on match days. It should be Burgerland or Planet Burger. Not both!
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Dr Peanuts
5/11/2015 04:29:44 pm
Haha yes I am. That is the original one I think then it was obviously so successful that they got another.
Zod
5/11/2015 02:26:09 pm
None of these beats CarlsBurger, complete with Carlsburg style logo in a lay-by in Thetford.
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Murp
5/11/2015 04:31:34 pm
Amazing - he used to be on the A413 by Wendover. Must have moved!
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Chris
5/11/2015 08:59:57 pm
"For legal reasons"
Nathaniel Woomspune
5/11/2015 03:26:17 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kabooki
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Mr Biffo
5/11/2015 04:19:02 pm
My parental controls don't let me see that...
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Simon Diamond
6/11/2015 02:42:05 am
As a kid a I used to go into Kilburn Fried Chicken. Had the same font as KFC and all. They shut down after 6 months.
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Your mum
6/11/2015 11:12:17 pm
McDonal's in Buttevant, Co. Cork, Ireland: https://goo.gl/maps/QnGQxaLhtAN2
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ChorltonWheelie
8/11/2015 04:11:08 pm
'Me Julie's Baps' in Rochdale always amused me.
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