As of the weekend just gone, Sesame Street has moved to HBO, a network generally better known for its grown-up dramas featuring graphic sexxus, violence, and crazy drug boys.
Already, the revamped show has come in for criticism, as the famous street appears to have undergone a degree of gentrification as a result of the move to its new home. Some have slammed the refreshed look for alienating the poorer viewers that were once the show's target audience.
Which is fine, but quite needless preamble to justify bringing you a shameless listicle featuring a whole bunch of idiots dressed in ill-advised Sesame Street costumes. How many idiots? 16! 16 massive idiots! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Already, the revamped show has come in for criticism, as the famous street appears to have undergone a degree of gentrification as a result of the move to its new home. Some have slammed the refreshed look for alienating the poorer viewers that were once the show's target audience.
Which is fine, but quite needless preamble to justify bringing you a shameless listicle featuring a whole bunch of idiots dressed in ill-advised Sesame Street costumes. How many idiots? 16! 16 massive idiots! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
16. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER D - FOR 'DILATED PUPILS'.
15. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER P - FOR 'PLEASE DON'T TICKLE ME ELMO... IN FACT, DON'T COME ANYWHERE NEAR ME'.
14. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER T - FOR 'THYROID DISORDER'.
13. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER B - FOR 'BRITISH NATIONAL PARTY'.
12. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER W - FOR 'WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?'.
11. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER I - FOR 'ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT I SHOWED UP?'.
10. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER H - FOR 'HIPSTER'.
9. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER H - FOR 'HOMELESS CHEWBACCA'.
8. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER S - FOR 'SPACE COOKIES'.
7. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTERS S AND G - FOR 'SIMON AND GARFUNKEL'.
6. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER U - FOR 'URBAN CAMOUFLAGE'.
5. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER M - FOR 'MMM... MM... MAY I PECK YOU?'.
4. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER O - FOR 'OFF HIS NUT'.
3. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER I - FOR 'I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A RUBBER DUCKY WITH THOSE TWO AROUND...'.
2. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER M - FOR 'MY BABY HAS FALLEN OUT OF THE NEST'.
1. SESAME STREET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY... THE LETTER H - FOR 'HOLD YOUR FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES...'.
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