Let's all give thanks for Spam. Invented in 1937, and later gaining popularity during World War 2, over seven billion cans of this unspecific meat product have been sold around the world.
Spam is well known for its versatility - and has left an indelible mark on our popular culture, from Monty Python to unsolicited emails about penis enlargement solutions.
But what can you make using Spam today? Here are 16 delicious Spam recipes that you might wish to try at home.
Spam is well known for its versatility - and has left an indelible mark on our popular culture, from Monty Python to unsolicited emails about penis enlargement solutions.
But what can you make using Spam today? Here are 16 delicious Spam recipes that you might wish to try at home.
16. PLANKED SPAM
INGREDIENTS: Spam, mashed potato, tomatoes, mollusc shells, green bits, wood. METHOD: Grill ingredients. Put on lump of old wood. Garnish with mollusc shells and green bits. Serve to tramp.
15. SPAM 'N' LIMAS
INGREDIENTS: Spam, lima beans, salt. METHOD: Fill frying pan with salt. Grill other ingredients. Arrange in concentric circular pattern atop salt. Throw at moon.
14. SPAM BIRDS
INGREDIENTS: Spam, green bits, peas(?), psoriasis, spikes. METHOD: Grill ingredients. Stuff spam with psoriasis, roll up, and shove in spikes for added jeopardy. Add green bits for garnish. Find some use for peas(?). Bury in garden.
13. SPAM UPSIDE DOWN PIE
INGREDIENTS: Spam, rat pie, yellow gruel, green crayons. METHOD: Bake pie until probably cooked. Turn upside down. Garnish with spam, green crayons, and bowl of yellow gruel. Leave outside crematorium.
12. SPAM HOLIDAY RECIPES
INGREDIENTS: Spam, whatever other crap you have lying around and need to finish off before it goes past the use-by date. METHOD: Shout "SPAM!" in response to every question.
11. SPAM 'N' HORMEL CHILI
INGREDIENTS: Spam, Hormel chili, green bits. METHOD: Cook chill. Put a load of Spam on top. Garnish with green bits. Post anonymously to unsuspecting friend or relation.
10. SPAM 'N' WAFFLES
INGREDIENTS: Spam, waffles, butter, jug of whisky. METHOD: Grill ingredients. Drink whisky directly from jug. DO NOT GARNISH WITH GREEN BITS. Drop in bath.
9. SPAM AND EGGS
INGREDIENTS: Spam, fried eggs, green bits. METHOD: Fry ingredients. Garnish with green bits. Throw at husband's stupid, lazy face.
8. GRACIE ALLEN'S BAKED SPAM
INGREDIENTS: Spam, green bits, orange cubes. METHOD: Grill ingredients. Garnish with green bits and orange cubes. Collect cheque.
7. SPAM KABOBS NEAPOLITAN
INGREDIENTS: Spam, other stuff, fencing foil. METHOD: Arrange ingredients on fencing foil. Place over hot barbecue. Cook until bored. Insert into pelican.
6. BAKED BEAN SPAMWICH
INGREDIENTS: Spam, baked beans, bread, green stuff, peach half, whale blubber. METHOD: Arrange ingredients on bread. Place on plate. Force-feed to boy.
5. SPAM 'N' SPAGHETTI "FOR DICK"
INGREDIENTS: Spam, green bits, spaghetti, crispy leper skin. METHOD: Grill ingredients. Garnish with green bits and crispy leper skin. Take on day trip to zoo.
4. SPAM 'N' SALAD
INGREDIENTS: Spam, green hair, pretzel sticks, bull's testicle. METHOD: Cook bull's testicle until it bursts. Arrange on plate with other ingredients. Wonder why.
3. SPAM 'N' CHEESE RIBBON LOAF
INGREDIENTS: Spam, boiled eggs, block of lard, salad. METHOD: Slice Spam and lard into equal oblongs. Stick oblongs together. Place beneath trough.
2. SPAM 'N' SCALLOPED POTATOES
INGREDIENTS: Spam, potatoes. METHOD: Work it out. It can't be that difficult. Perform mysterious, nude ritual.
1. SPAM 'N' YAMS
INGREDIENTS: Spam, yams, lambs, clams, jam and green bits. METHOD: Fry Spam, yams, lambs, clams and jam. Arrange in dish. Garnish with green bits. Destroy.
RSS Feed
