Poor old Noel Edmonds. He's been in the news a lot this past week, since talking about his "simple box that slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression and stress and tackles cancer", and asking a cancer sufferer whether his negative attitude might've caused his ill health.
He got roasted online and on This Morning, and gave an interview in The Daily Mail, where he talked about seeing "silver sperm" floating around in the sky.
But is Noel just being misrepresented? Who is the real Noel Edmonds? We took a trip to his website - Noel.World - to see what we could learn about this veteran broadcaster.
He got roasted online and on This Morning, and gave an interview in The Daily Mail, where he talked about seeing "silver sperm" floating around in the sky.
But is Noel just being misrepresented? Who is the real Noel Edmonds? We took a trip to his website - Noel.World - to see what we could learn about this veteran broadcaster.
15. NOEL OFFERS A SERVICE WHERE HE'LL PHONE YOUR PETS AND OFFER THEM "POSITIVE WORDS OF APPRECIATION AND MOTIVATION".
14. NOEL HAS AN IRRITATING, CHUCKLING, FARTING SIDEKICK CALLED "POSI".
13. NOEL'S SOON GOING TO BE LAUNCHING A RADIO STATION FEATURING THE SEXIEST SONGS ON THE PLANET - "FOR SEX" - WHERE "YOU COME FIRST".
12. ONE OF HIS RECENTLY LAUNCHED STATIONS FEATURES NOTHING BUT RECORDINGS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING... 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK.
11. THIS IS HOW NOEL SEES HIS HOME LIFE.
10. NOEL ISN'T AT ALL BITTER OR PARANOID ABOUT FAILING TO GET A SECOND BOOK DEAL.
9. NOEL AND HIS WIFE LIZ ONCE SPOONFED A COUPLE OF BUTTERFLIES, WHICH NOEL THINKS MIGHT'VE BEEN A SIGN FROM HIS LATE PARENTS. SO BEGAN HIS FASCINATION WITH ORBS.
8. IN NOEL'S HOME HE HAS MULTIPLE VIDEO SCREENS CONSTANTLY SCROLLING THROUGH HIS FAVOURITE AFFIRMATIONS.
7. NOEL DOESN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WATER IS.
6. NOEL WANTS YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT HIS RECENT TWITTER CLAIMS. HE DID NOT SAY THAT HIS BOX CURES CANCER: IT "TACKLES" IT.
5. AS A POSITIVE MAN, NOEL LOATHES INVOLVING THE LEGAL PROFESSION.
4. IF PHILLIP SCHOFIELD EVER GETS CANCER, NOEL WILL SHOW HIM RESPECT, SYMPATHY AND COMPASSION - EVEN THOUGH PHILLIP WAS AGGRESSIVE AND DISRESPECTFUL TO THE VIEWERS OF THIS MORNING
3. NOEL PUTS HIS YOUTHFUL GOOD LOOKS DOWN TO A COMBINATION OF SPECIAL EXERCISE, BALANCED NUTRITION AND PULSED ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD THERAPY - RATHER THAN BEARD DYE AND HIGHLIGHTS.
2. DEAL OR NO DEAL WILL NEVER BE AXED. BUT IT MAY COME TO THE END OF ITS NATURAL LIFE. ITS PLACE IN THE TV HALL OF FAME IS JUSTIFIED.
1. NOEL WANTS TO KNOW WHY 12% OF US ARE SUFFERING FROM "ELECTRO-SMOG".
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