
But what if they weren't going about their silly business? What if they were dead, and someone had stuffed their skin with wire, and sawdust, and stuck a branch up one of their holes, and then their fur and skin started to deteriorate, to slither away like sheets of damp fleece? Not so cheeky anymore.
Here are at least 15 monkeys of the sort we have just described. We make no apologies for the monstrous prospects that shall be absorbed into your subconscious, should you choose to view the remainder of this article. You have been cautioned...