"I dream my painting... and then I paint my dream," said Vincent van Gogh, suggesting he wasn't just the greatest artist of all time, but a terribly pretentious man who would've benefited from a couple of massive punches in the throat.
Also, who dreams about sunflowers anyway? What an idiot!
Further to this in-depth and insightful discussion on the merits of art... everybody likes bad video game covers, right?
Well... here's some of that.
"Ok, calm down. What are you trying to tell me?"
"I want you," he's saying.
"See this crab?!"
"Yes, what of it."
"I got it from that sea over there."
"Mate, seriously - that tsunami was some raw danger."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well... the danger it was raw. Like... uh... not cooked. That wave had not been cooked."
"Can't argue with that logic."