Nothing warms the heart like the smiling, happy face of a child. Be they frolicking on a slide, splashing in a gutter, eating worms, or pretending to kill one another with toy weapons, there is no greater balm than the sound of a child's laughter
And so, as our gift to you, we once again celebrate the profound artistry that is children's face painting. Enjoy, friends.
And so, as our gift to you, we once again celebrate the profound artistry that is children's face painting. Enjoy, friends.
15. STURBO
"It happens every time I stay at my aunt and uncle's house. Every single time. They say it will keep evil at bay, and ward off the nude demon that lives in the thicket at the bottom of the field. I've seen the demon. It's just some old fat guy on a tractor."
14. FENCCH
"I'm so terrified of bats."
13. JEAN-PAPPAR
"It was going okay until the lady started putting glitter on me. She just blew a whole handful of it into my face all of a sudden, and it went in my mouth, and I ate some of it."
12. MOWSQUE
"A big man in sunglasses paid me money to let him do this to me. Please tell me he's gone."
11. D'LIGHTUS
"I told the face paint clown that Captain Jack Sparrow is my favourite character. 'Who cares?' he said."
10. SHROWDLE
"A cat? No. The eyebrows are a golden eagle. The bit under the nose is a spider. The rest were mistakes. The face painter couldn't stop shaking. He kept muttering stuff about coming off his meds."
9. TORTORSK
"Please stop laughing at me. I've got a nosebleed."
8. SYLM
"My grandmother did this for me. It's ok. She said it was cheaper than going to a real face painter. Who am I? Chewbaca."
7. SELKIE
"...And then she stuffed all her face paint crayons in my mouth."
6. THRISTOPHER
"I don't understand why this has happened. I thought I was going to get baptised. Will I still get into Heaven?"
5. BORK
"If you think this is bad, you should see the cape the woman painted on my back."
4. PUERTHO
"Yes, it looks good - but the four or five hours this took were among the worst of my life. I wet myself twice."
3. DEUCY
"This isn't face paint. I fell into a watermelon."
2. ORBERT
"No. No, I'm not satisfied with it. At all. Who's ever heard of a green horse?"
1. YLLISUN
"Will somebody please fetch my parents..."
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