
Nowadays, it's those of us without a tattoo who are the real alternative. How do you like that up you, eh?
While it may have become difficult for the tattooed of our society to shock, or get a reaction, from their attempts to disguise self-mutilation as art, we give thanks to the idiots among us for providing material for the following gallery.
WARNING: Some of these tattoos are graphically toilet-related and bum-bared.