Not so long ago, getting some "ink" suggested an alternative lifestyle.
Nowadays, it's those of us without a tattoo who are the real alternative. How do you like that up you, eh?
While it may have become difficult for the tattooed of our society to shock, or get a reaction, from their attempts to disguise self-mutilation as art, we give thanks to the idiots among us for providing material for the following gallery.
WARNING: Some of these tattoos are graphically toilet-related and bum-bared.
Nowadays, it's those of us without a tattoo who are the real alternative. How do you like that up you, eh?
While it may have become difficult for the tattooed of our society to shock, or get a reaction, from their attempts to disguise self-mutilation as art, we give thanks to the idiots among us for providing material for the following gallery.
WARNING: Some of these tattoos are graphically toilet-related and bum-bared.
15. "I'VE GOT A PICTURE OF MY SISTER THAT I'D LIKE TATTOOED ONTO MY BACK, PLEASE."
14. "YEAH... I WANT SOMETHING REALLY, Y'KNOW, PERSONAL AND MEANINGFUL AND THAT. SO CAN YOU DO AN ARSE SHITTING INTO A BOWL THROUGH A CEILING HATCH? AND PLEASE PUT SOME NEWSPAPER UNDER THE BOWL, BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ANIMAL."
13. "A WARNING? IT'S MEANT TO BE EDUCATIONAL. I'M A HUMAN BIOLOGY TEACHER."
12. "IT'S FOR THE NEXT TIME I ATTEND A ROYAL GARDEN PARTY. WHY, MY PINKIE IS GOING TO BE THE TALK OF WESTMINSTER!"
11. "I'VE GOT A PICTURE OF MY MOTHER THAT I'D LIKE TATTOOED ONTO MY ARM, PLEASE."
10. "YOU HEAR THAT, OBAMA? DON'T TREAD ON ME, MAN - YEAH THAT'S RIGHT; BECAUSE I'M A PIECE OF HUMAN... YEAH... AND YOU'LL GET... NO. WAIT. I'VE NOT THOUGHT ANY OF THIS THROUGH. IT'LL WASH OFF WON'T IT?"
9. "IT DEPICTS THE TOILET WHERE I POOP."
8. "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT'S TATTOOED ON THE FRONT...!"
7. "AND YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TUFT OF BACK HAIR..."
6. "BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'I LOVE YOU' MORE THAN A HEART SCULPTED FROM FRESH EXCREMENT."
5. "TRUST ME - WHEN I'M 78 AND IN HOSPITAL WITH A RUPTURED HERNIA, THE NURSES ARE GOING TO FIND IT HYSTERICAL. I CALL IT 'DARWIN'S WHIMSY'."
4. "MAKE SURE YOU ADD SOME FLIES. I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT THE COW'S ANUS REALLY STINKS."
3. "WELL FINE. IF NICKLEODEON DON'T SEE THE POTENTIAL IN A NEW CARTOON ABOUT SIR DICK BUTT, I'LL JUST GET HIM TATTOOED ON MY BODY."
2. "WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK, AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL."
1. "IT A MAJESTIC EAGLE, WHICH REPRESENTS FREEDOM, AND IT'S CLUTCHING AN OLIVE BRANCH IN ITS TALONS, WHICH REPRESENTS... ARE YOU CHUCKLING? NO, I'VE NOT SEEN IT, OBVIOUSLY - IT'S ON MY BACK. WHY?"
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