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15 (LITERALLY) CRAP TATTOOS

30/10/2015

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Not so long ago, getting some "ink" suggested an alternative lifestyle.

Nowadays, it's those of us without a tattoo who are the real alternative. How do you like that up you, eh?

While it may have become difficult for the tattooed of our society to shock, or get a reaction, from their attempts to disguise self-mutilation as art, we give thanks to the idiots among us for providing material for the following gallery.

WARNING: Some of these tattoos are graphically toilet-related and bum-bared.

15. "I'VE GOT A PICTURE OF MY SISTER THAT I'D LIKE TATTOOED ONTO MY BACK, PLEASE."
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14. "YEAH... I WANT SOMETHING REALLY, Y'KNOW, PERSONAL AND MEANINGFUL AND THAT. SO CAN YOU DO AN ARSE SHITTING INTO A BOWL THROUGH A CEILING HATCH? AND PLEASE PUT SOME NEWSPAPER UNDER THE BOWL, BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ANIMAL."
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13. "A WARNING? IT'S MEANT TO BE EDUCATIONAL. I'M A HUMAN BIOLOGY TEACHER."
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12. "IT'S FOR THE NEXT TIME I ATTEND A ROYAL GARDEN PARTY. WHY, MY PINKIE IS GOING TO BE THE TALK OF WESTMINSTER!"
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11. "I'VE GOT A PICTURE OF MY MOTHER THAT I'D LIKE TATTOOED ONTO MY ARM, PLEASE."
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10. "YOU HEAR THAT, OBAMA? DON'T TREAD ON ME, MAN - YEAH THAT'S RIGHT; BECAUSE I'M A PIECE OF HUMAN... YEAH... AND YOU'LL GET... NO. WAIT. I'VE NOT THOUGHT ANY OF THIS THROUGH. IT'LL WASH OFF WON'T IT?"
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9. "IT DEPICTS THE TOILET WHERE I POOP."
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8. "WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT'S TATTOOED ON THE FRONT...!"
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7. "AND YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TUFT OF BACK HAIR..."
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6. "BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS 'I LOVE YOU' MORE THAN A HEART SCULPTED FROM FRESH EXCREMENT."
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5. "TRUST ME - WHEN I'M 78 AND IN HOSPITAL WITH A RUPTURED HERNIA, THE NURSES ARE GOING TO FIND IT HYSTERICAL. I CALL IT 'DARWIN'S WHIMSY'."
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4. "MAKE SURE YOU ADD SOME FLIES. I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT THE COW'S ANUS REALLY STINKS."
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3. "WELL FINE. IF NICKLEODEON DON'T SEE THE POTENTIAL IN A NEW CARTOON ABOUT SIR DICK BUTT, I'LL JUST GET HIM TATTOOED ON MY BODY."
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2. "WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK, AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL."
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1. "IT A MAJESTIC EAGLE, WHICH REPRESENTS FREEDOM, AND IT'S CLUTCHING AN OLIVE BRANCH IN ITS TALONS, WHICH REPRESENTS... ARE YOU CHUCKLING? NO, I'VE NOT SEEN IT, OBVIOUSLY - IT'S ON MY BACK. WHY?"
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
20 NIGHTMARISH BABY CAKES
31 TERRIFYING SIMPSONS COSPLAY ERRORS
21 PHOTOS OF KIDS WHO ARE TERRIFIED OF HALLOWEEN


3 Comments
Adam
30/10/2015 05:25:41 pm

All tattoos are AWFUL. I have nothing more to add.

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Let's go Brandon
29/12/2021 07:56:59 pm

Calm down there Karen. Nobody asked you for your opinion

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Stay
30/10/2015 06:45:39 pm

I think there is a whole TV channel worth content delving into what started each of them on the path to getting those tattoos.

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