15 FORBIDDING PICTURES OF VINTAGE DISNEY CHARACTERS, WHICH FOR SOME REASON WE'VE CAPTIONED "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

Digitiser's respect for the Disney brand is documented elsewhere on this site.

​Nevertheless, there are two sides to every story, and for all the joy that Disney has brought to generations of children... there is an equal and opposite amount of horror.

To this end, here are 15 photographs depicting that flip side - real-world interpretations of the iconic Disney characters, which skirt the boundary between between nightmares and dreams. 

Furthermore, you should be aware in advance that we have inexplicably chosen to give the same caption to each of these pictures.

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15. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

14. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

13. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

12. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

11. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

10. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

9. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

8. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

7. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

6. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

5. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

4. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

3. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

2. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

1. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE!"

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