
Alternatively, you could simply hide in a wardrobe, and send one of these peculiar vintage New Year greetings cards to your friends, loved ones, and optometrists.
![]() So that was that then. 2015. All done and dusted, bar the shouting. What are your plans for the New Year? Are you going to ride The Horror Horse to Funkytown like last year? Or just stay home and get drunk? Alternatively, you could simply hide in a wardrobe, and send one of these peculiar vintage New Year greetings cards to your friends, loved ones, and optometrists. 13. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... THE MOON VOMITING COINS. "HURGGH! HUUURRR!" 12. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... THE WHIMSY MOON, WITH HIS HORN AND HIS AXE. 11. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... A BEETLE REENACTING THE JOHN LEWIS CHRISTMAS AD. 10. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... AN OLD MAN PLAYING STRIP POKER AGAINST A PODGY YOUNG BOY - AND WINNING. 9. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... INEXPERIENCED TODDLER JOCKEYS RIDING BATS. 8. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... A MONKEY POKING HIS DEPRESSED FRIEND WITH SOME STRAW. 7. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... A FULLY CLOTHED CHILD HATCHING FROM AN EGG, WHILE A FLAXEN-HAIRED BOY RIDES A GIANT BIRD. 6. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... SNOGBOTTLES. 5. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... THE HANGOVER FROM HELL - LITERALLY. 4. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... FROGS PLAYING MUSHROOM BOWLING WHILE WEARING CYCLING SHORTS. 3. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... A NAUGHTY BOY BREAKING OLD FATHER TIME'S BACK BY SLEDGING OVER IT. 2. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... A GNOME SMIRKING AT ANOTHER GNOME'S MISFORTUNE. 1. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS HAPPY NEW YEAR LIKE... WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE - WHILE A CARTOON CROW LOOKS ON.
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Admiral Spiney O'Sullivan
30/12/2015 04:56:44 pm
I can only assume that these were the result of someone at the greeting card company slowly having a mental breakdown as they try to develop a mascot for new year that equals Santa and the Easter Bunny in terms of marketable inoffensive meaningless. And these were probably the better ones. Just think of the items on that list that got rejected:
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CrispyF
30/12/2015 10:03:09 pm
Frankly, I think any company would be crazy to pass up on the idea of Stangus the New Year Otter. Maybe that one needs forcefully introducing into our New Year routine.
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Admiral Spiney O'Sullivan
31/12/2015 05:06:00 pm
Let us sing the traditional new year carol:
robotattack
5/1/2016 09:28:57 pm
Because nothing says Happy New Year like... OH MY GOD, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HIDEOUS CREATURE. http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/see_dreams/68572980/1139471/1139471_900.jpg
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