12 TIMES MR BLOBBY APPEARED AND ASKED FOR SOME MUTTON

24/8/2017

We all remember Mr Blobby, the best friend of Noel Edmonds, the TV beardsman. We probably remember his favourite catchphrase, "Blobby!", and his constant search for mutton.

Here are 12 times Mr Blobby appeared, on his endless quest for the delicious meat of the older sheep.

"TAKE ME TO THE MUTTON!"

"MMMMUTTON?"

"MY NEW FRIEND AND I ARE OFF TO GET SOME MUTTON, OKAY?"

"PLEASE... ALL I WANT IS SOME MUTTON <SOB>..."

"SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FAMILY! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO FIND SOME MUTTON!"

"HA HA! OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. LET'S GO GET SOME MUTTON!"

"MUTTON! MUTTON!"

"MUTTON!?"

"<HUFF! PUFF!> I HEAR THERE'S SOME MUTTON ABOUT!"

"HELP ME! I'VE FALLEN - FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MUTTON!!!!"

"MMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUT-T-T-TTONNNNNN?"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NICOLA! PLEASE - IN WHICH DIRECTION IS THE MUTTON?"

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14 Comments

Nikki

24/8/2017 09:43:41 am

Why, thank you for the belated birthday wishes! The mutton is in the corner by the bins.

David W

24/8/2017 11:05:12 am

QUESTION: What is Mr. Blobby's favourite television show?

ANSWER: Mutton Boon (Button Moon)!

24/8/2017 11:33:03 am

Thanks for mutton (nothing)!

Starbuck

24/8/2017 10:37:25 pm

And in the TV show Boon, starring alongside Michael Elphick was Noel (Neil) Morrissey!

Chris Dyson

24/8/2017 01:02:53 pm

My cousin, Arch, as producer of House Party, was at least partly responsible for Blobby, the tit.

Nick

24/8/2017 01:52:02 pm

I'm so sorry. That must make family occasions very difficult.

King of Duckhenrys

24/8/2017 04:59:24 pm

I still remember when the old PMS warehouse burnt down. Walking home from school while the air was filled with the stench of 1000s of inflatable (and seemingly highly flammable) Mr Blobbys meeting a fiery doom.

It was on Newsround and everything. Apparently it could be seen from the ISS.

Biscuits

24/8/2017 07:29:12 pm

I used to bloody love going to the local 'rides n' funnelcakes' park Pleasurewood Hills when I was a kid. You know the kind of thing: lots of travelling fairground rides affixed in place, and an unnecessary, unexplained Americana theme. I'm trying to be cynical but it's not going to take: In reality, it was pretty big and I absolutely loved it. Yeah, there were a few travelling fairground rides (which were great), but they had loads of original stuff, like roller coasters, a log flume, and 'Main Street': mock-1920's shops and arcades, old-timey cars, and that staple of the pre-depression American high street, a vertical death slide.

When Noel's laughable, actually-once-extant Crinkly Bottom theme park* went under, he bought the then-ailing Pleasurewood Hills, turned the Haunted Castle into Crinkly Bottom Castle, and from that day forth the place was absolutely rotten with Blobby merch: not just in every shop, not just in every restaurant and snack bar, but every ticket booth and even the rides themselves were used to try and sell desperately unwanted Blobby mugs and Blobby notebooks and Blobby toys and Blobby books and Blobby clothes, and everywhere, on every surface, cheap, dust-covered Blobby masks.

Remember how quickly everyone started to hate Mr Blobby? Like not just people disregarding and ignoring him, but people reacting to any passing mention of him like the death rattle of their only child? His Christmas song came out in 1993. The Pleasurewood Hills takeover was like 1996. NOTHING was selling, and for me at least, the park was left irreversibly befouled, a proud little park lowered to a sordid and tacky grave, for an ugly detriment best left forgotten.**

PMS warehouse was an inside job.

*reminder that Noel's hubris bamboozled him into thinking he was going head to head with Disney, or at least Asterix.

**I haven't been in about 20 years it might be really good again now

Mr Blobby

24/8/2017 08:07:44 pm

No where in this article does it actually reveal the location of said mutton. Blobby blobby blobby

24/8/2017 08:59:09 pm

Blobby blobby blobby

S Hawke

24/8/2017 09:43:52 pm

I wonder if Noel Edmonds used cosmic ordering to summon this nightmarish pink beast to our world?

24/8/2017 10:40:58 pm

And have you seen his new show Cheap Cheap Cheap? What the Frak (BBC Micro or Acorn Electron) is going on there?

24/8/2017 11:04:04 pm

I just watched the trailer on Youtube. Holy shit.

Roy (Stuart N Hardy fan)

25/8/2017 08:45:47 pm

I was sure Noel was a dead cert to get rounded up by Operation Yewtree.
I even put money on it. And I'm not a betting man as a rule.
I might have to start a filthy lie.

12 TIMES MR BLOBBY APPEARED AND ASKED FOR SOME MUTTON

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