We'll tell you who: joyless idiots who'd walk around with their noses in the air going "God, you're so immature because you play with toys". What's the alternative, sad-face - spending the rest of your life filling out life insurance applications, and talking about curtains and gym memberships, and never again playing? Pffft! We know what we'd rather do.
Unfortunately, not everything that was once considered appropriate for children is still suitable in this era of political correctness and health & safety. Here are 12 kids toys that you wouldn't get away with these days.
Back when we were kids we had to drink lots of milk, because "they" insisted it was natural and good for us, even though it came out of the nips of some farm animal. Now they're telling us to drink less cow's milk, because it actually depletes calcium from your bones, could potentially lead to diabetes, prostate and ovarian cancer, MS, an increase in cholesterol, and acne. If that's true, it turns out that Mrs Thatcher "Milk Snatcher" was actually doing us a favour when she got rid of free school milk. Think about that.