Not every country is bashful as the UK when it comes to producing a bowl full. The Koreans and Spanish are known for celebrating all things "soft n' brown".
The Spanish have the tradition of the Caganer - "The Shitter" - a defecating figurine who by tradition is placed in a Nativity scene.
South Korea, however, have their very own theme park in Suwon, dedicated to "curling out a chutney dachshund". Their mayor is known as 'Mr Toilet', having apparently been born in - yes - a toilet.
In India, there's such a problem with people gleefully "discharging a fudge bomb" in the street that UNICEF launched a viral music video - Take The Poo To The Loo - fronted by a cartoon mascot called Mr Poo.
Bearing in mind, that it's us who are weird for being shy about our "gravy bumhounds", here are 11 public monuments which you wouldn't ever see in Britain.
The Spanish have the tradition of the Caganer - "The Shitter" - a defecating figurine who by tradition is placed in a Nativity scene.
South Korea, however, have their very own theme park in Suwon, dedicated to "curling out a chutney dachshund". Their mayor is known as 'Mr Toilet', having apparently been born in - yes - a toilet.
In India, there's such a problem with people gleefully "discharging a fudge bomb" in the street that UNICEF launched a viral music video - Take The Poo To The Loo - fronted by a cartoon mascot called Mr Poo.
Bearing in mind, that it's us who are weird for being shy about our "gravy bumhounds", here are 11 public monuments which you wouldn't ever see in Britain.
11. BROWN CHRISTMAS
The traditional "Yule log" takes on new meaning in Spain...
10. GORDON FREEMAN & HIS SON DEFECON-1
"Yes, son - fill the can with your 'belvedere cheroots'."
9. COINS OR OREOS?
Not so much "spending a penny" as "purging a packet of chocolate digestives".
8. CAUGHT BETWEEN TWO STOOLS
It is time to release an otter into the wild...
7. HORSEY, HORSEY, DON'T YOU STOP...
Not so much "Red Rum" as "Brown Bum"...!!!!
6. "CAN I HELP YOU?"
"I'll have the footlong meatball marinara."
5. THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT
Forget a Möbius loop - this is a Möbius poop!!!!!
4. COIN
Look's like somebody has made a withdrawal from "The Bank of Montezuma"...!!!!
3. FOOD COURT
"If I hide behind this wall, nobody will see as I uncork a couple of stink gherkins."
2. CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
Close your eyes, and make a wish to the Brown Fairy...
1. HOPE
Air Force One? "I'll force one out" more like!!!!! And so on.
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