There can be few gamers who can say they've never launched a fireball at someone, or twisted themselves inside out from a seizure, or become gripped with thoughts and impulses of a deviant nature.
But what are the main reasons that video games are dangerous? How are they dangerous? How are they bad? What should we be aware of? Digitiser2000 attempts to answer the questions. What questions? These ones.
When playing a game, always remember the following rhyme: "Nip-nip-chon... The beast you must fear he is called the swan/Nip-nip-snap... swan he is a bite-y chap".
When visiting a car showroom, always remember the following rhyme: "Nip-nip-peeling... Keep your eyes upon that ceiling/Nip-nip-thigh... here in this room the swan is on high."
When being attacked by swan, always remember the following rhyme: "Nip-nip-ristance... When attacked by swan do keep your distance/Nip-nip-wrecky... the swan is most vulnerable in its necky."
When thinking of fighting swan, always remember the following rhyme: "Nip-nip-braaak... You think it's swan you wish to attack/Nip-nip-pilladvised... that action you seek it is quite ill-advised."
When fleeing swan, always remember the following rhyme: "Nip-nip-trop.. Keep on running and don't you stop/Nip-nip-rescaped... repeat this step 'till fully escaped."