
There's a stage in every relationship - let's call it Poo Stage One - where couples finally admit to one another that, yes, they're just like everyone else, and they do indeed have regular bowel movements.
There are several further stages - such as Stage 2: discussing the frequency and consistency of those movements, and Stage 4: Being able to do a poo in a hotel toilet while your partner lays on the bed in the adjoining room - before reaching the final stage: deliberately emitting constant diarrhoea in front of one another, while shrieking and banging a wooden spoon on a saucepan.
Fortunately, video games rarely attempt to pretend that 'parking your dinner' isn't a constant of everyday life, and can help with the rehabilitation of the poo-shy ("Poo-shy-shy, Hush hush your brown-eye"). Here is a celebration of ten of the most notable video game toilets, should you need reassurance that you are not alone...