We - the proles - are nought but useless wretches, sitting around on our inflated backsides, thumbing snack after snack into our oily holes, while gripping a joypad, or staring pointlessly into a touchscreen, as Come Dine With Me drones on in the background - the depressing soundtrack to our joyless lives.
This is why we must live vicariously through the deeds and wisdom of the greats - those better than us, who rose from the scum to be elevated above the rest of us. People who bettered themselves, or showed great bravery in the face of overwhelming odds. People who selflessly helped the less fortunate, or led nations to greatness.
In a bid to provide motivation for you, and us, to better our lives, here are ten quotes from video games, which we have needlessly, and incorrectly, attributed to ten inspirational people.
This is why we must live vicariously through the deeds and wisdom of the greats - those better than us, who rose from the scum to be elevated above the rest of us. People who bettered themselves, or showed great bravery in the face of overwhelming odds. People who selflessly helped the less fortunate, or led nations to greatness.
In a bid to provide motivation for you, and us, to better our lives, here are ten quotes from video games, which we have needlessly, and incorrectly, attributed to ten inspirational people.
LUNAR LEGEND
BUST-A-GROOVE
NO MORE HEROES
POKEMON RED & BLUE
CASTLEVANIA: LAMENT OF INNOCENCE
GEARS OF WAR 2
SPACE CHANNEL 5
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
BAD DUDES
SAMURAI SHOWDOWN
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