10 THINGS THAT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE LORD ALAN SUGAR

Ah yes... yes... Lord Alan Michael Sugar, you see.

From the discovery of sugar - the edible talc - to the invention of Amstrad computers, to his starring role as the face of The Apprentice (which returns to TV screens this very day)... is there nothing of which he isn't capable? We believe there is not.

To celebrate this noble executive's reappearance on our televisions, we have gathered ten naturally occurring items which look exactly like him.

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10. LORD SUGAR... PLEASE TELL US - WHO IS FIRED?

Lord Sugar whispers: "Walnut is fired."

9. LORD SUGAR... WE MUST KNOW - WHO IS FIRED TODAY?

Lord Sugar verbalises: "Custard tart is fired."

8. LORD SUGAR... WILL YOU NOW REVEAL FOR WHOM THE FIRING MUST HAPPEN?

Lord Sugar exhales: "Old ball is fired."

7. HELLO, LORD SUGAR. WHAT IS YOUR LATEST THINKING, RE: FIRING?

Lord Sugar huffs: "Tree is fired."

6. LORD SUGAR... DO NOT HIDE FROM US THE FACTS OF THE FIRING.

Lord Sugar divulges: "Mud is fired."

5. COME ALONG NOW, LORD SUGAR - WE SIMPLY MUST KNOW: WHO IS FIRED, BRAH?

Lord Sugar intones solemnly: "Woman's bag is fired."

4. HEAR OUR QUERY, LORD SUGAR: WHO NOW IS FIRED?

Lord Sugar mumbles: "Bad apple is fired."

3. THE TIME HAS COME AT LAST FOR YOU TO TELL US, LORD SUGAR - WHO HERE IS FIRED?

Lord Sugar yelps and stammers: "Scr... scrunched paper is fired."

2. LORD SUGAR, LORD SUGAR - FOR WHOM DOTH THE FIRING TOLL?

Lord Sugar cries: "Troll is fired!"

1. DO NOT KEEP IT IN, LORD SUGAR. REVEAL TO US WHO IS TO BE FIRED.

Lord Sugar bellows: "You... you are fired."

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