Yeah, anyway. Whatever, yeah. Here are the top 10 things guaranteed to ruin any gaming session!
If we had our way, every wasp in the world would be dead and buried. In fact, if we were in charge, there'd be so many dead wasps that all the cemeteries would get filled up, and they'd have to start burying wasps at sea.
Yeah right... except all the environmentalists would probably all start whinging... "Oh, you can't put dead wasps in the sea - what if a whale gets stang off one? It'd contribute to global warming". Well if you don't like our plan, why don't you just EAT THE WASPS, you bearded bumhole?
...Where were we?
Could you really conceive of a scenario where your room was filled with a billion wasps while you were trying to play a game, and it wasn't some sort of nightmare of searing, white-hot pain, and deafening buzzing? Of course you couldn't. Don't be absurd.
Unless you are a sexual pervert yourself, we don't really see how the arrival of the members of W.A.S.P. could in any way improve your gaming session. The last thing you need is one of them standing between you and the TV, thrusting their pelvis and waggling their tongue, while dripping on your carpet.
So. Yeah. Imagine playing your games and Beesus suddenly forms in front of you, batting at your face with his wasp-formed hands, and poking you with a stick. You wouldn't be able to concentrate at all. At all.