
It requires the minimum of creative effort, yet you'll find one at every fancy dress party. Typically, they'll be the ones getting absolutely smashed, to numb their feelings of insecurity, so un-used are they to doing something so tentatively wacky.
Yet because of them, the market for ready-made caveperson outfits is healthier than ever - some are sexy, some are whimsical... all demonstrate a lamentable lack of ambition, imagination, and inventiveness. And here, in the week that Far Cry Primal is released, are 10 of them.