10 PEOPLE WHO JUST REALLY LIKE CHOCOLATE, AS FAR AS WE KNOW

"Christmas is coming/And the goose is getting fat/Force-feed him with chocolate/So that we may harvest his liver".

​That song is correct: it is indeed almost time to crack open those advent calendars, and have a small piece of cheap chocolate for breakfast for the next 24 days!

To mark the beginning of the festive season, here are ten people who we have no reason to believe have done anything other than simply gorge on lots of what is probably chocolate...

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10. LOOK AT THIS MESSY NUDE! SHE JUST HAD SOME DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE, WE'RE ASSUMING.

9. THIS GUY CAN SCARCELY BELIEVE HE JUST ATE WHAT WE'RE GOING TO SPECULATE WAS PROBABLY A LOAD OF CHOCOLATE!

8. WOW! THIS NUDE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER AT EATING SO MUCH OF WHAT WAS MORE THAN LIKELY JUST CHOCOLATE! SEE HOW SHE SHOWS US THAT EVERYTHING WAS SWALLOWED? BEST GET LICKING THOSE LIPS, NUDEY!

7. THIS MUCKY PUP HAS STAINED HIS TEETH WITH WHAT WE HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN CHOCOLATE!

6. WHAT A MESS THIS MAN IS IN! WE HAVE A HUNCH THAT IT'S JUST CHOCOLATE ALL OVER HIS FACE. ADMITTEDLY, WE DON'T HAVE ANY DIRECT EVIDENCE TO BACK THAT UP, BUT WHAT WOULD YOUR GUESS BE? CHOCOLATE, RIGHT?

5. YOU'D BE GRINNING TOO IF YOU'D JUST HAD WHAT WE WANT TO BELIEVE WAS SOME DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE!

4. HE'S BEEN EATING SO MUCH OF WHAT WE HAVE DEEMED TO BE CHOCOLATE THAT IT HAS SENT HIM INTO A CRAZY "COCOA-RAGE"!

3. OY VEY! THERE'S ALWAYS ONE. LET'S JUST HOPE SHE'S NOT A FAN OF CHOCOLATE, AND IT ISN'T SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S BOTHERING HER, ALREADY...

2. WE WOULD LIKE TO POSIT THAT ALL THIS LADY HAS BEEN DOING IS EATING SOME CHOCOLATE WITH HER BARE HANDS. WE'RE SURE THERE'S UNLIKELY TO BE ANY REASON TO SUSPECT OTHERWISE.

1. YEP. THAT'S MOST PROBABLY JUST CHOCOLATE AROUND HER MOUTH. LET'S ALL HOPE SO ANYWAY. OH WELL. HAVE A GREAT ADVENT, EVERYONE!

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