Microsoft has revealed new details of its Hololens device, at the latest TED conference.
The company's hololens creator, Alex "Have a Nap" Kipman, promised big things for the technology, hissing "We will look back at this decade as being like cavemen in terms of technology."
Developer units will go on sale this spring for around £2,000, but what sort of experience will the Hololens be able to offer, once it's available to plebs like us?
Here are ten ways you'll be able to use these much-heralded Augmented Reality goggles - which some have cruelly dubbed "Kipman's Folly".
10. FLING THE CONTENTS OF YOUR VIRTUAL JUNK DRAW AT A FLOATING MINIATURE REPRESENTATION OF YOUR EX. PLEASE NOTE: HOLOLENS CAN HANDLE NO MORE THAN FOUR CARPET TILES AT ONCE.
9. POINT AT RAPUNZEL WHENEVER YOU LIKE.
8. WATCH YOUR BEST FRIEND, DEON, PERFORM A COSSACK DANCE ON THAT MUDDY OLD TARP HE ALWAYS DREAMED OF OWNING.
7. ENJOY LOOKING AT "ULTIMATE NUDES".
6. CHECK OUT BUZZ ALDRIN'S SWEET ASTRONAUT BUTTOCKS.
5. BULLY A SKELETON FOR HIS LUNCH MONEY.
4. BEG FORGIVENESS FROM 'FUNGY THE MUSHROOM LORD'.
3. POSE AS THE ROMAN GOD JUPITER, AND BARK AND SHAKE WITH DELIGHT AS THE CHRISTIANS ARE TORN APART BY LIONS.
2. SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN GRIP THE HEAD OF A STRUGGLING CHIHUAHUA.
1. PRACTICE HOW TO SILENCE A PRIEST BY PUTTING A FINGER OVER HIS LIPS, AND PRESSING YOUR THUMB AGAINST HIS ADAM'S APPLE.
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