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10 MIND-BLOWING THINGS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IN A VIDEO GAME, PROBABLY

22/9/2015

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As you'll no doubt have heard, veteran games firm Konami is pulling out of almost all blockbuster video game development. 

This likely means no more instalments - at least for now - of Silent Hill or Metal Gear Solid, and throws some possible light on the peculiarly abrupt departure of star producer Hideo Kojima. 

And this is a real big shame, because Konami has been responsible for some of the finest, most singular, games ever. Indeed, fairly early on in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain players are confronted with the sight of a burning blue whale eating a helicopter - one of the most absurd and brilliant images ever featured in a video game. "Now we've seen it all," we thought to ourselves.

And yet... it turns out that we haven't. We haven't seen it all. We've searched high and low to find ten things we - and you - have never seen in a video game. And we found them. Here are the ten most absurd, over-the-top, images yet to feature in a game. Get ready to have your minds blown...

10. THIS. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS IN A GAME.
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Well have you? We're betting you never have. Incredible.
9. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS IN A GAME EITHER, PROBABLY.
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Whatever this is, we're betting you've never seen it happening in a game.
8. LOOK AT THIS: YOU'VE DEFINITELY NEVER SEEN IT IN A GAME, WE'RE ASSUMING.
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Wow. Seriously - just wow. Look: it's something that has never been seen in a game.
7. OR THIS. CHANCES ARE THIS IS THE SORT OF THING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IN A GAME.
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We know we've never seen this in a game. Have you? No. You probably haven't either.
6. SEEN THIS IN A GAME? OF COURSE NOT.
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Of all the possible things that have been seen in a game to date, this image does not feature among them.
5. THIS IS THE SORT OF THING THAT HAS NEVER, AND WILL NEVER, BE SEEN IN A GAME, PROBABLY.
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Unless we are wrong, we can't ever recall seeing this in a game. You might have done, but it seems unlikely at this stage.
4. CHECK IT OUT - THIS IS MOST PROBABLY NOT THE SORT OF THING THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN A GAME.
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Amazing: this really is a thing we've never seen in a game before.
3. THIS? THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU, AND OTHERS OF YOUR ILK, WON'T EVER HAVE SEEN IN A GAME.
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You might like to phone some of your friends, and ask them if they've ever seen this sort of thing happening in a game. Or we could just save you the bother: they haven't.
2. WE DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT WE'RE PRETTY SURE YOU WON'T HAVE SEEN THIS IN A GAME.
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There have been so many things in games, and yet - somehow - this has never been in a game.
1. AND LASTLY THIS... YOU'RE FOOLING NOBODY IF YOU CLAIM TO HAVE SEEN THIS IN A GAME.
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Minds. Officially. Blown.
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6 Comments
Mr Smith
22/9/2015 11:29:55 am

#2 is in Goat Simulator. Actually, Goat Simulator has a ton of stuff I've never seen anywhere else. Definitely worth the £7 or whatever it is on XBLA or now PSN. I haven't played the sequel with zombies, but the first is insane.

There's a special power where you can make the goat stinky, and another power to make him glide, and if you incorporate both of them (I think), and then activate the "broken bones" button to make him ragdoll, the body goes insane and flies around all distorted. It might be other powers, but basically they left all the glitches in on purpose, so stuff regularly goes stupid.

It's more of a sandbox toy than a structured game, but I reckon it's right up the Biffomeister's dark side-street.

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Gaijintendo
22/9/2015 01:34:00 pm

I am pretty sure 6. was the protagonist in Assassin's Creed Unity.

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Matt N
22/9/2015 03:10:36 pm

A million points to you for including Executive Koala in that list.

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ganjam0n
22/9/2015 06:15:35 pm

We need more crazy in videogames

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Duckussss
22/9/2015 08:28:15 pm

I once saw Samantha Fox's badly digitised bosoms in a video game. So, if you've got Samantha Fox's badly digitised bosoms on a 'bubbling under' list, then no dice.

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Kelvin Green link
23/9/2015 08:45:27 am

9 was a sub-boss in the spooky stage in Streets of Rage 2. Probably.

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