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10 MEDICAL TRAINING DUMMIES MORE HORRIFIC THAN ANYTHING IN SILENT HILL

10/8/2015

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Video games, cinema and TV have created some truly haunting and disturbing images. 

There's Silent Hill's Pyramid Head, the Cenobites from the Hellraiser series, and Ainsley Harriott, to name but a few... 

But nothing - nothing - dreamed up by the auteurs of the horror genre comes anywhere close to the sheer inhuman abhorrence of medical training mannequins. Just browse these abominations... and try not to have nightmares.

10. GOING CLEAR
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We'll start you off gently. This thing looks like more like a bad waxwork of Tom Cruise than anything else. Plus, let's face it, a bad waxwork of Tom Cruise is still less disturbing than the real thing.
9. THE STAR CHILD
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It's like he has suddenly become witness to the secrets of the universe, become imbued with The Power Cosmic, and had his mind blown...
8. THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEII
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Yes... the Last Days of Pompeii - if Pompeii had its own branch of G-A-Y.
7. INACTION MAN
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Imagine being an 11 year-old boy, and you'd asked for an Action Man figure for Christmas... and then you unwrapped this...
6. ACTION MAN'S MOTHER
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She had a fair innings. Good old Dignitas. 
5. CHRIS EVANS
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We get that these have been designed with doctors in mind, but have the people responsible got even the slightest grasp of anatomy? Look at this poor guy. What's his jaw made out of... a moist dishrag?!
4. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
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This one is either tripping his balls off... or he's checked into the hospital with a thyroid problem. And a Berocca tablet Superglued to his Adam's apple.
3. RACIST CHINESE BEAUROCRAT
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There's no getting away from the fact that on first glance this dummy looks like an outdated and offensive Mandarin caricature. Your disgust at this will only last a moment... before being overwhelmed by your disgust upon realising that those are REAL HUMAN TEETH.
2. CHILD OF THE DAMNED
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Words almost fail us. It's like something out of The Exorcist, or The Walking Dead. Only a zillion times worse.
1. BRACED FOR IMPACT
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It's either a medical training dummy, or a still from the upcoming Barberella remake, as "directed" by Josh Trank...
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Starbuck
9/8/2015 04:55:08 pm

Oh god, why did I look at this just before bed?

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FEoD link
9/8/2015 11:34:08 pm

I demand a refund. This "Top 10" only has nine entries as 6 and 7 are the same thing with the accessories swapped round like yet another ill-judged Hot Toys Iron Man 3 variant figure...

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Deggstoid
9/8/2015 11:34:31 pm

The quote after picture 6 made me cough up a lung. Thanks!

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GigerPunk
10/8/2015 02:56:54 am

I think number 10 was in The Beautiful South, wasn't he?
Also, Action Man's Mum is clearly Jon Pertwee.

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Borf
10/8/2015 03:14:41 am

Far too many of these top 10s give me an erection.

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Alan Tang
25/8/2015 02:11:51 pm

5's more like Christopher Reeve.

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